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Lagos, Nigeria
Joined August 2025
You have to make peace as a young person with looking unimpressive or plain for a while, so your wealth can actually grow for the long term
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Na here I Dey atm.
Navigating personal finance as a young person in 🇳🇬 can feel tough. Balancing high living costs with long-term goals is tricky but possible
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A moving man will always what?
Good morning 😁
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Good.
🚨🪑 Bruno Fernandes, sent back to the bench after warming up in the second half. “Pure football decision”, said Carrick before the game when asked about Bruno on the bench.
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Fix your shitty club @ManUtd
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The entire law practice. For me, all it took was one bad internship and I ran away asap.
Litigation could make you lose your spark and never find it again. 😪
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Sorry about this El Niño guys, na me Dey hot
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A man must dream still
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El Niño una, nothing hot reach my babe abeg.
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I think we should start playing 4 at the back 😗
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They thought I was a mad man
I’d be so pissed if they sacked Amorim; it wi be the same cycle all over again. No one does a rebuild by randomly changing managers, we have been doing that for years and shit has been the same. Amorim is 5th, look at our bench, we have ass players like Dalot, Ugarte, Sesko.
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I don tell una seh Carrick is not the one
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Another draw btw
Buongiorno, Reds 👋 It's a #UCL matchday in Italy! 🇮🇹
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😭😭😂
how can we save this guy 😫😫
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2/3 (most likely 2) and I am done.
ICAN, CFA, ACCA, CIS, CITN, CIA, MBA, FMVA, CMA,FRM, CISA, PMP, PRM, CIBN... Depending on your area of specialization, you need one or two of these.
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Working through the weekend 💔
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None. I don’t want nobody’s body touching me, I’d feel hot and won’t be able to sleep.
Which sleeping position is your favourite?🥹🥹
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That is a grim outlook. Doesn’t look good damn!
A lot to unpack here. The FG did grow revenue by more than 100% to ₦6.2trn (from ₦3.6trn). The increase came from higher oil receipts and stronger tax collections. But interest payments on debt stood at ₦7.7trn, therefore, gulping the entire revenue generated. The FG spent ₦16.1trn. This means that, aside from interest payments on debt, the FG spent ₦8.4trn on other activities (i.e., recurring and capex). Of the ₦8.4trn allocated to other activities, ₦700bn went to capital expenditure, while the rest went to recurrent expenditure (including payrolls and overheads). In effect, fresh borrowings of ₦7.7trn were spent on recurrent expenditure. If I wanted to be “mischievous”, I’d have said ₦7.7trn was borrowed to pay salaries (which is not false, by the way). But I won’t do that. That’s not my objective. So in summary, the government is fetching water into a “basket”. The harder they work to “make things happen”, the more the ghost of the past haunts. And from the looks of things, this may be the best the FG can do. But the jury is out.
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