moanup

Million pound shit more like

They should have put Pat Sharp in with James Blunt

I hope we eventually find out who the Harry Potter twink is

Amazing, we’ll save a whopping £45 a year after the gas bill changes. I’m spending mine on a return ticket to London on a busy and/or cancelled train.

Teachers absolutely need two weeks off at half term, it must be so tiring working 9am-3pm four days a week

Don’t need a 3 day stockpile of food and water if you have a tap and deliveroo

They’ll be glad to get back to their families!

Still don’t know who the Harry Potter kid is in the traitors. Working Saturdays in H&M doesn’t make you a celebrity

Wedding banger

After this collab with Chrissy, Hybrid went on the invent the Prius

Music wise the 00’s was shite

Xecution Factor, wronguns sing to simon cowell, winner gets shot live on telly

Christa Pike needs to get on only fans, ooh you’ll feel a small prick, I’ll inject you etc

Rod Hull would be all over Maya

Does anyone know who the Harry Potter kid is

Ross is so bloody hard, probably because of his military background

What if Ross digs up a grave and it’s actually jade goody

If former easterners hard man and now traitors star was overheard talking shit, perhaps the headline might be ‘Dross Kemp’

Richard E Grant has fucked it

I’ve put bbc1 on too early and just caught romesh begging me to pay his wages