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Here’s the video 😭😂
That Ghana guy that did that teleportation video to Nigeria had us Mhen, he ate 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
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Worst captain in history
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The FIRST game with Bruno Fernandes as the new Portugal captain.
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büyüdükçe bazı yeteneklerimi kaybettim
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okay guys we’re not instagram, we dont actually have to post all 20 photos.
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If they don’t tell you it’s a game you wouldn’t know
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Hotel Manager Tried to Charge a Sex Worker $400 After Discovering What Was Happening in the Room. Hotel Manager: “You need to settle an additional $400 before checking out.” Guest: “For what? The room was already paid for.” Hotel Manager: “Our staff reported that you were receiving clients in the room.” Guest: “And where exactly does your hotel policy say that costs $400?” Hotel Manager: “We don’t allow commercial activities inside our rooms. It creates security concerns.” Guest: “Then show me the rule I violated and the charges attached to it.” Hotel Manager: “We can ask you to leave immediately and keep your deposit.” Guest: “You can enforce your hotel rules, but you cannot invent a penalty because you disapprove of my occupation.” The manager became irritated. Hotel Manager: “Other guests have complained. We have a reputation to protect.” Guest: “Then address actual complaints. Nobody damaged your property, and nobody has reported any disturbance.” Hotel Manager: “You are making this difficult.”…
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Over the past few market cycles, I’ve noticed something about my portfolio: most of my exposure is concentrated in crypto-native assets. When the market takes a downturn, many of those positions tend to move in the same direction. That has made me more interested in exploring opportunities backed by real-world fundamentals, particularly in sectors like AI infrastructure. This is what caught my attention about Bitget IPO Prime’s public round for Anthropic* rToken (rANT). From a portfolio diversification perspective, a few features stood out: Minimum subscription of $100, subject to eligibility and offering terms. Stablecoin funding. A disclosed 5% subscription fee, with no separate brokerage fee. Scheduled delivery before the US market opens. If allocation is unsuccessful, the capital is directed into Earn to continue generating yield, subject to the applicable terms. I’m approaching this with a measured mindset. It’s not about making an aggressive bet or expecting guaranteed returns. Rather, it’s about allocating a small portion of my portfolio that I can afford to lose towards potential equity-linked exposure to the AI infrastructure sector. Of course, allocation is not guaranteed, and market, liquidity and valuation risks remain. This isn’t a risk-free investment or a guaranteed hedge against crypto volatility. For investors looking to explore opportunities beyond traditional crypto assets, Bitget IPO Prime’s public round for rANT is worth understanding before making a decision. Explore the offering and its terms here: bitget.com/spotlight/ipo-pri…
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Rihanna really said she’s not keeping the spotlight to herself. 😂 Her little ones recently joined her for Savage X Fenty’s holiday campaign, and it’s safe to say the next generation of the Fenty family is already getting comfortable in front of the camera. ❤️
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En 2012, le Barça est entré dans l'histoire du football en alignant un onze de départ entièrement issu de son centre de formation. T'es un VRAI CULÉ si t'arrives à nommer au moins 9 joueurs de cet effectif.🎖️
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As-Salaamu 'Aleyka Ya Seydi Ya Rassulullah ﷺ ♥️😘♥️.
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Jason Statham realizing the crazy sequel just got even weirder. 🤣
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If you see your fiancé with hair like this, my advice is: don’t marry him, and don’t ask me why. Tell them why, @grok
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Their baby is only 4 months old, yet Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas are already thinking about expanding their family! 😱
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OMG😱 A Betrayal Worse Than the Curse. 🔥🏹
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Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik pictured together sharing a coffee in the NY City... God knows what their conversation is about
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Let’s be real— my biggest losses never came from bad research, but from FOMO. I’ve been there: watching hot listings spike on Day 1, telling myself “I’ll buy the dip,” then buying the top. It’s a cycle. So I made a rule: if I can’t participate in an offering, I don’t touch it post-launch. That’s why Bitget IPO Prime’s Public Round for Anthropic rToken (rANT) makes sense to me. $100 to start: no new broker accounts or wire transfers, just USDT in my Bitget account, subject to eligibility and verification. - Built-in position control: pro-rata allocation doesn’t guarantee a fill or limit exposure, so I set my own subscription cap. - No forced lock-up: rANT credits arrive before US market open. I can HODL or trade Day 1 without panic-selling. - “Missed” is an option: unallocated funds auto-route to Earn. Not getting allocated feels like saving money, not losing out. I know rANT isn’t equity—it’s economic exposure subject to the offering’s terms, not direct share ownership. But its real value to me is supporting mechanical discipline. My approach: small positions I can afford to lose, no chasing opens, and a reason to skip impulsive secondary-market trading. If you’re tired of being your own worst trader, the mechanism may support self-control. Please click the link below to subscribe: bitget.com/spotlight/ipo-pri…
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