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MeeMaw has a bowl of beans and cornbread for lunch and then a fistful of circus peanuts for dessert. Washes it all down with two huge cups of black coffee and wonders why her stomach gets upset.
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This is the neighbor.
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I had a Granny Smith Apple after lunch and a big salad with my dinner. Tomorrow morning is going to be busy.
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Cuck mindset.
We need to go back to being a society that accepts apologies. She’s very, very young. She’s poisoned by an academic bubble. She deserves a second chance. Everyone does.
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Shake N Bake doesn’t include baggies anymore, telling you to use a reusable container cuz “the environment”. Cheap fucks.
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Leaves steal about three golf balls a round but IDGAF I still have two boxes of two dozen Precept Laddies left. They’re vintage.
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I heard music over the woods last night, some kind of Halloween party. So at 8:42 I sang them the song of my people. The leafblower is the shred-metal of lawn care equipment.
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We still have a shitload of clocks to change. She has like 15 watches alone, and I change every one of them cuz OCD.
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Mamadani isn’t a better politician, he just has a larger percentage of immivaders to put him into office in NYC than El Sayed does in the whole state of MI.
I constantly see people equate El Sayed with Mamdani, but a HUGE difference is that Mamdani is very skilled and suiting up and giving “happy class president” energy, which is appealing to normies and conceals his radicalism, whereas El Sayed seems so bitter and resentful. Just a total vacuum of charisma.
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Update; it was a fat and juicy chicken.
Ingles fried chicken is a crap-shoot. Taste-wise it’s better than Popeye’s and KFC but not as good as Bojangles. However, they will fry some skinny-ass chickens though.
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Ingles fried chicken is a crap-shoot. Taste-wise it’s better than Popeye’s and KFC but not as good as Bojangles. However, they will fry some skinny-ass chickens though.
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He must live in the chair.
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Replying to @LarryMendteShow
@LarryMendteShow when we fall back it gets daylight earlier so no, Sliwa, you don’t wake up wondering why it’s still dark. The man is wrong like 95% of the time. Ridiculous. BTW - we tried permanent DST in the 70s and everybody hated it so we dumped it.
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I’m considering a grassroots campaign to get @jimmyfailla put on mornings and send Curtis to the 9-12am slot to talk to the weirdos. That’s his element anyway, no sense in wasting Faila’s comedic talent talking to criminals and schizos.
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It’s Taco Thursday and I am all for it because Old El Paso > Moe’s.
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"Conservatives had better understand what time it is. A stern lecture about civic responsibility will not stop a riot. Brilliant arguments about separation of powers will not restrain officials determined to bend the rules." theblaze.com/columns/opinion…
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Ambassador Huckabee, this is unreleased video of an American who was beaten almost to death last week by Israeli settlers. You know his name because he came to you for help, but you blew him off. That’s disgraceful. Do your job. @GovMikeHuckabee @SecRubio @davidamilstein @WhiteHouse
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Is this who you picture when you hear White male arrested?
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