Space Monkey. Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe. Shadow Chancellor, Shadow Home Secretary, Shadow Business & Education Secretary
Joined April 2012
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It is disgraceful that Andy Burnham took an hour out to appear on Gogglebox just to raise money for Stand Up To Cancer. If he's going to do a TV show he should do what I did and pocket £1.5million for eating some kangaroo bollocks.
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This is a wild story.
Jared Kushner’s hacked phone exposed secret negotiations with forieng leaders and millions flowing directly to him via Israel and from an Azerbaijani bank.
Vanity Fair reports on more than $700 million in transfers.
vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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Nigel Farage’s attack on the RNLI and co is a new low even for this bottom-feeder
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I thought I’d be the ideal person to lecture teachers on hard work, since I’m usually too busy with my 12 side grifts to bother turning up for the full-time job I’m actually paid to do and I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 751 MEPs in the EU Parliament.
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It’s been over 7 hours since @ReformUKSam reported being threatened by a gunman.
@EssexPoliceUK can you give us an update on the hunt for the person?
It’s essential that @ReformUKSam and @EssexPoliceUK provide full details of this including the crime number, the name of the other Reform UK councillor involved and whether the gunman is still at large.
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Great to see Andrea & Liz back together again.
You can just sense the electricity, the moisture, the smell of Dettol.
They truly are a power duo.
Our Spice Girls
Our Thelma & Louise
Our lick & spit
Our lettuce & turnip
Our seat & sniff
Our Thursday night bath time.
Our rash.
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Paramilitary hitman linked to British right-wing group Turning Point UK
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Reform UK Councillor Couple: Undeclared business interests, overdue filings and extremist links
Portsmouth Reform UK councillors George Madgwick (@georgedmadgwick) and Emily Strudwick (@StrudwickEmily) are partners. Both hold senior political positions, while their business interests and Madgwick's political activities raise questions about transparency and accountability.
Undeclared business interests
Madgwick remains a director of Parnells Food Outlets Limited, which does not appear on his Register of Interests. Its accounts have been overdue since October 2021, and it faces strike-off proceedings.
Strudwick owns Steak Roast Limited, registered at a property Madgwick has declared owning. Its confirmation statement is more than four months overdue, and it too faces strike-off proceedings.
Businesses associated with Madgwick have also faced employment tribunal awards totalling £4,386, which he disputes.
Senior positions across Reform UK
Strudwick is now Reform UK's group leader and leader of the opposition on Portsmouth City Council.
Madgwick's responsibilities include:
- Senior Campaign Manager at Reform UK HQ, overseeing London and the South East, including by-election and parliamentary campaign preparations.
- Reform UK Group Leader at Hampshire County Council.
- Executive Board Member of Hampshire and the Solent Combined County Authority.
- Chair of Hampshire County Council's Corporate Services and Resources Select Committee.
Portsmouth Patriots connections
ITV revealed Madgwick's support for the Portsmouth Patriots, whose demonstrations have attracted Nazi sympathisers and Nazi salutes. Madgwick acknowledged that Patriots organisers had helped Reform campaign in May 2026.
Questions for @ReformParty_UK:
Why is Madgwick's directorship absent from his Register of Interests?
Are both councillors' financial interests properly declared?
What scrutiny has Reform undertaken of its senior campaign manager's involvement with Portsmouth Patriots organisers and the intimidation allegations surrounding the leaflet?
These questions concern two senior Reform UK figures with significant responsibilities in local government and the party itself.
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Hi @reformparty_uk, you’re defending Tracy Clayton.
Here’s who she is, this is what you’re standing by…
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr1e…
Tracy Clayton is Reform UK new councillor for Colne Valley West, Kirklees.
She’s @TracySimTech on Twitter.
She’s called that because she’s a Clinical Simulation Technician at @HuddersfieldUni.
She’s a huge supporter of Tommy Robinson and promotes Britain First and far-right news channels and activists.
She once agreed with Britain First that Sadiq Khan should be deported.
She supports AfD. She regularly fat shames women. She’s transphobic. She regular posts anti-Muslim content. She does not support our police. She thinks climate change is a hoax.
This is what you have elected, @nigel_farage and @reformparty_uk.
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It’s essential that @ReformUKSam and @EssexPoliceUK provide full details of this including the crime number, the name of the other Reform UK councillor involved and whether the gunman is still at large.
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Gambling site linked to George Cottrell ‘used fake document to get licence’
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Take a moment to remember what we promised Brexit would deliver: a well-funded NHS, less immigration, more jobs, flourishing businesses with no red tape, easy to get on the housing ladder, boom time for farming, fishing and steel industries... I do hope you're enjoying it.
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We've been saying this is a grift for a while now, but here it is straight from the horse's mouth.
UKIP leader and Turning Point UK Chief Operating Officer Nick Tenconi, alongside Turning Point UK CEO Jack Ross, admit that street protests provide them with opportunities to generate income through membership fees, merchandise, donations, “donate to our campaign” and blah blah blah.
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Every time Farage or Reform get caught out over something big they claim the information was obtained illegally as if it makes it all ok.
Farage £5 million gift - I was hacked.
Ch4 investigation - Entrapment
ITV investigation- They broke the law
It is so embarrassing.
#bbcqt