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I Dreamed I Dream

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Getting slimed out in Québec City
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My least-liked tweet ever
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I’m banned on grubhub.
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Name dropping René Déscartes in my grad school app
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Eating canned soup is kinda like watching porn
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Trade is temporary friendship is forever
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This year for Halloween I’m going as The Pervert
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I can’t stop hitting on straight guys
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Hello world I am 15 minutes old
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Some of y'all wake up and the first thing y'all do is listen to an album called "Fag Patrol" by a band called "Xiu Xiu" and then wonder why nobody loves y'all
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When he goes by his full name 🤤🤤
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😭😭😭
There’s someone running for MN senate who got arrested for throwing a tarantula at one of her tenants
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There’s someone running for MN senate who got arrested for throwing a tarantula at one of her tenants
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Big morning
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I’ve been poisoned
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One of my coworkers only takes vegan edibles from an organic, worker-owned farm in LA
outwoking all u libtards with my biodegradable cart with a recyclable battery
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Go to work Penis ripped off by penis gnomes
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i have poor work ethic and the pussy is trash as well
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