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Ok, so I know I do not come on here often at all anymore. BUT I have decided it’s 2020 and I’m gonna start sharing the random things I googled. Most recent: can you house train a pig?

Holy hell. Now Genesis. Sorry @kimmierawks, I’m never leaving this Lyft. Enjoy @JuneShineCo1 without me. 😂😂

And a follow up song of The Cure’s. “Love Song”. Make that a great day.

You know it’s gonna be a good day when you get in your Lyft and “Caribbean Queen” is on.

LADIES! Have you ever sneezed really hard, and it felt like your ovary exploded? Just me?

Is it a requirement for all AirBnB listings to use a fisheye lens?

I just muted any and all Bachelor/bachelorette content and now my timeline is short and to the point. Just as I like it.

Sleepy. Hungover-ish. Lady time suffering. Please excuse my Extreme RBF for today. 😂

‘Twas a good night! 🤣

Girl’s night is the best night: @kimmierawks I wish you were here.

I wish twitter would send me an alert to look at it. When I do, I go crazy. So great, and I want to say all the things.

Game of Thrones *is* Sleepaway Camp. Prove me wrong. @GRRMspeaking

Things you hear while watching The Wizard of Oz with a 4 year old: “Is that the tornado?” (While pointing at Mrs. Gulch/ Toto/cellar door) “She’s not a witch! She’s a fairy! She doesn’t have a green face!” A squeal every time the horse changed color. #entertainment #wizardofoz

I was at work for less than 20 minutes, when a patient’s family member came and thoroughly freaked me out. Stirring her coffee, asking weird questions, and making very creepy faces. How do I get out of here?

Today, an asshole on the sidewalk threw his cigarette butt at me and then tried to deny it when I confronted him about it. What kind of person does this?

The main reason I love dresses and skirts with pockets is because I can hide all the snacks from my kid.

You guys. I need to redeem myself for most of my past tweets. Timehop has provided me with an embarrassing amount of previous posts with several typos. #mortified

Best comment so far: “I have never seen so many denim jackets in one place!” #myfavoritemurder