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m*hru

@moonphatt

patron saint of former college athletes

 boston
Joined September 2018
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every head that thinks evil of me shall go bald
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called WHAT
Fragrance Aesthetics (@FragranceAESTCS) profile pictureFragrance Aesthetics@FragranceAESTCS23h
there’s a pastry shop in Paris called « Yazid at Home » that has created a dessert inspired by the fragrance spiritueuse double vanille from Guerlain. I had the chance to try it and it was absolutely delicious….
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i thank god for keeping me humble by making sure my hands are only warmed by chulhe ki aag no matter where i am
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sold my soul for this
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dgaf about work laptop screen
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sometimes i feel like i too should have majored in international talent of ultimate student
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he just wanted to steal my idea
m*hru (@moonphatt) profile picturem*hru@moonphattNov 9
client is interested in my product, hoping he poaches me
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cameras are too clear these days we don’t need to see faces in hd this way
L (@itgirlenergyism) profile pictureL@itgirlenergyismNov 10
Sofia Tilbury recreated the viral 2008 VSFS makeup seen on Doutzen Kroes by her aunt Charlotte Tilbury!
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anushka sharma and jennifer lawrence are the same person
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Me and oomfs walking into our third DC cinematic universe
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it's literally never too late to do stuff
BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) profile pictureBBC Breaking News
@BBCBreakingNov 9
Author M John Harrison wins Booker Prize 2026, becoming oldest recipient of award aged 81 bbc.in/4kBfOsY
Author M John Harrison wins Booker Prize 2026, becoming oldest ever winner aged 81

Author M John Harrison wins Booker Prize 2026, becoming oldest ever winner aged 81

The judges praise Harrison’s The End of Everything for its “extraordinary expert writing and also huge ambition”.

bbc.co.uk
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Hot take but I think as a genre the “highly erotic personal essay by a straight woman about desire as an exercise in abjection and self-abandonment” has kind of been exhausted.
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you need to decentre high school to live a full life
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forever my lois lane and clark kent
lex :3 (@gwetersmj) profile picturelex :3@gwetersmjNov 5
yo i’ve been crying at this shit for the past 20 minutes
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client is interested in my product, hoping he poaches me
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my most delusional belief is that ranveer singh and i would hit it off immediately and be besties
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my wishlist in these expensive times
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we need to get kapil sharma fat and off netflix again so i can have a proper laugh
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this looks like a poster for saudi vision 2030
Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdatesNov 5
New look at Anya Taylor-Joy as Alia Atreides in ‘DUNE: PART THREE’
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incredible that there's at least 1 houthi out there with a fake email job now
The Hormuz Report (@HormuzReport) profile pictureThe Hormuz Report
@HormuzReportNov 6
BREAKING: The Houthis have now effectively introduced an email-based clearance system for ships crossing the Red Sea, requiring shipping companies to declare they have no links to the U.S., U.K., Israel or Saudi Arabia, per a review of the emails by The Wall Street Journal. Operators send vessel details to the Houthis’ Humanitarian Operations Coordination Center (HOCC) and typically receive clearance within 24 hours, valid for around seven days, provided AIS and VHF remain switched on. With rerouting around the Cape of Good Hope adding significant costs and delays, some shipping companies are apparently opting for the email route. The Houthis says the service is free and deny charging transit fees.
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jugni might be the only folk deserving of infinite remakes
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