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All opinions are strictly my own

Chelmsford, United Kingdom
Joined April 2009
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I have not seen a better explanation of Manchester City's case.
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To add insult to injury, quite literally, the car’s been nicked!!!! This is the number plate & colour of our Landrover Defender. It’s probably in a container on route to Timbuktu by now but just in case please RT
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So… I’m walking with my twin 11y/o boys. We come to a zebra crossing and start to cross, a car blows straight through - frightens me to death! I shout “Oi!” - driver scratches to a stop and says “what the fuck you gonna do about it?”. I’m 55 years old, 20 years ago I’d have…
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…dragged him out of the car! This is what we are now dealing with in lawless Britain!
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Hey @Ubiquiti you are promoting the “Lock Port to Unifi Device” feature of Network 10.6.101 - but not telling people that although they’ve upgraded to 10.6.101 this feature cannot be used until switch firmware is updated to 7.6, which isn’t released yet! Come on… that’s shabby!
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moonpunk retweeted
Replying to @NoContextBrits
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Really don’t understand why Southampton fans are bleating about the punishment they’ve received??!! You cheated FFS! The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Hey ⁦@CenterParcs given the outrageous price that you’ve charged me for a 1 week stay, the least you could do is invest in your WiFi network - this is abysmal!
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Three of the four payment providers that signed up to the European Payment Alliance (supporting a new single European Payment Provider) use one of the three major Cloud Providers (Azure, AWS, Google). The idea is to remove reliance on the USA’s Mastercard/Visa infrastructure…
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…but they rely on US provided tech infrastructure. It beggars belief! It’s no wonder Europe has no real credibility when it comes to tech!
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So… if young people aren’t “responsible” or “mature” enough to access Social Media, and legislation will be introduced to restrict their access. How does that fit with the current parliamentary debate about lowering the voting age?
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moonpunk retweeted
It’s not the Winter Olympics without watching this clip (sound on) at least a hundred times Oh monsieuuurr
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Hey @Apple - I have Family controls on my children’s iPads. I updated them to iOS 26.1 and all settings were reset. They’re 10 years old, app restrictions were removed so 18+ apps were available, as were Movies and TV Shows! WTAF?! That is unacceptable!!
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American airport staff are just fucking rude! On some power trip - I’d like to formally tell you all to FUCK RIGHT OFF!
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Well done @RachelReevesMP - your message of doom yesterday wiped tens of billions of value off the market and has served to create an even gloomier outlook for retailers in the run up to Christmas!
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Replying to @Ubiquiti
@Ubiquiti I can’t imagine any other major network equipment company holding a conference whereby they talk about the scalability of their Enterprise solutions (in particular WiFi) and NOT use it as a showcase to demonstrate in a real-world scenario 🤷🏻‍♂️
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It’s just odd - and therefore incredibly suspicious. What are you frightened of?
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Yet again @UKPowerNetworks letting everybody down. They’re supposed to be cutting power at 9am this morning so we can cut down a tree, traffic management in place, tree guys in place, UK Power Network failed to turn up again! What the hell is wrong with you people?
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This is a safety issue - the fact you’re late means the tree guys are feeling under pressure to rush, if and when, you do turn the power off! The guy that turned up on site literally said “I actually don’t know how to turn the power off” - what on earth is going on here??!!
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Have just messaged you the details - the reason for today is because you failed to honour the window last time (3 months ago) and I’ve had to get everyone back. They’re stood around waiting!
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