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Just pretend I’m not here

Ontario
Joined August 2022
“You’re a reply guy” ok and?? Sorry for using the features provided to me, idiot
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nhl front office staff currently updating the social media behavior powerpoint for the first time since tyler seguin
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I've always thought Mississippi kinda looks like Carl from the Simpsons
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Let’s not go that far
if texas can turn blue the toronto maple leafs can win the stanley cup
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Trimmed my stache. Put the wrong guard on. Shaved my stache
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WOKE IS BACK
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Why? Is he ill?
SHREVEPORT, La. — Speaker Mike Johnson says he has spoken with President Trump tonight, and that he’s feeling good.
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Society when happy wife
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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People like this are why no one wants to make a completely offline game anymore
Ya dead ass hyped for GTA story mode?? I never played GTA and honestly I really only care for online games. That story mode not even gon hold ya over for a week 😭😭
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it’s elon mosque now
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Not even in the same stratosphere as “now watch this drive”
A new "now watch this drive" just dropped
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Does he think all 17,010 ticket holders need to show up for it to be considered a sellout?
Matthew Tkachuk calls out the Sens for claiming a sellout crowd in Brady’s return to Ottawa 👀
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Sometimes I forget they named a place “Chilliwack”
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Which means the senior positions will also be wiped out, which means the executive teams will be wiped out…do u see where going
🚨 “50% of all entry-level lawyers, consultants, and finance professionals will be completely wiped out within the next 5 years.” - Anthropic founder Dario Amodei.
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Why is everyone saying blue tsunami instead of blunami? It’s right there!
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And you expect me to believe this guy is considered sexier?
Andrew Garfield for GQ’s Men of the Year 2026 issue 📸: Richard Burbridge
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Iron Man is cooler. That’s how
how did tony walk this off like nothing in 2008 but rhodey got paralyzed from the exact same fall in civil war
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Holy shit he might Do It
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when i was 3 or 4 i got separated from my family at an amusement park and a man found me and helped reunite me with them. however, he was an elvis impersonator and did not break character the entire time and i’ve been terrified of elvis ever since
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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They're trying to pin last night's election results on a guy named Warren Iran
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