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Washed up former sports anchor • Louisianian & Oklahoman • Proud LSU alum

Oklahoma, USA
Joined April 2009
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🚨FULL CATFISH ROUND UP RECAP🚨 Here's the story from the midnight coin toss chaos at the Catfish Round Up that sent Liberty and Central to the postseason, and ended the season for Gore. Reaction from each HC in here. One of the craziest stories I've ever covered. #OKPreps
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Morgan Beard retweeted
At some point, we’ll realize that Americans don’t want a far-left or far-right country. We’re a nation filled with people who are desperately looking for sensible leaders in a broken political system. And the GOP did the opposite of what nearly every voter wanted. Thus, this.
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I feel like we're all owed several years of boring. Just aggressively, unapologetically boring years.
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this shit gon send the republicans into a miami dolphins type rebuild
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Republicans are going to have a terrible night, and the simple reason why is that Trump has put up perhaps the worst *performance* this term of any president in a century or more. Remember that he entered with an actual mandate: the House and Senate, a popular vote victory and a swing-state sweep, and 6-3 Supreme Court. Democrats were afraid enough to vote for mild but real immigration restrictionist legislation in the Laken Riley Act. Everyone wondered how far the "Vibe Shift" would go. Trump managed to turn that into essentially zero durable wins whatsoever. He personally *hates* the very idea of legislation, the notion that he would have to spend time going back and forth with Congress, learning details and making compromises. So he simply didn't do it! He didn't make a compelling case for abolishing the filibuster. He didn't try communicating clearly to the public in support of popular bills to get to 60 votes. He just decided not to do it at all. So they passed an unpopular tax cut, some funding for ICE, and a sop to the crypto industry, and that was basically it. Least productive Congress in decades, due to the tastes of one man. Trump adopted one of the worst macro policies we've ever had: high deficits, high tariffs, and attacks on central bank independence. We managed to pay higher interest rates while still having high trade deficits AND weakening the dollar. Just a total failure. On immigration, perhaps THE signature issue, Trump essentially min-maxxed effectiveness and backlash. Instead of trying to leverage the political moment for new laws and a self-deportation agenda (that is, walling off the economy to remove the benefit of irregular presence in the US), he opted for a maximally aggressive approach. The administration spent attention, funds, legal manpower on stunts like deporting random people to Salvadoran prisons with essentially no due process. ICE and Border Patrol were encouraged to be aggressive and confrontational, which helped contribute to the shooting deaths of American protestors. It turns out, that's extremely unpopular! What about the approach of going after employers? The obvious vector? Trump hated that idea! He repeatedly has said he doesn't want to target businesses (especially farms) that use large amounts of illegal labor. This is just an incomprehensible position. Instead of charging a few dozen businessmen and removing the incentive for millions of illegal workers to be here, you arrest people off the street one by one at the cost of thousands of dollars in manpower per each, while their crying wives and kids post TikToks about it. Upshot on immigration: electoral strength turned into a crippling electoral weakness in exchange for deporting maybe 6% of the illegally present population. The tariffs were a total shitshow. Embarrassing rollout, no underlying theory of action at all. No targeted focus on key industries. Our country tariffed products we can't grow. We tariffed *inputs* of our own valuable exports. The schemes and amounts changed constantly, sending the stock market reeling and presenting scenes of chaos to the world. Trump's messaging throughout has been generationally bad. While facing nearly 2:1 unpopularity, he spends his days posting AI slop, saying he'll rename New Mexico or invade allies, among other bizarre remarks. He brags about a ballroom and a pool repainting while gas hits records. At no point has he ever attempted any kind of message discipline. Then there are the deeply unpopular attacks on rule of law, his "game-recognize-game" pardons for all manner of scammers and criminals, the crypto schemes that he and his family engage in, the evilly conceived and embarrassingly executed legal attacks on Comey, Jerome Powell, and others. With his monthslong stand on NOT releasing the Epstein files, he became maybe the first president ever to stake out a 99-1 issue on the 1% side. That's not even getting into Iran, DOGE, his candidate recruitment choices, or countless other things. Simply put: Trump has managed to royally screw up virtually every single facet of his presidency. It's been undeniable, voters have noticed, and there's really no escape from it. This is what the GOP base chose in early 2024, and this is the world they're living with now. Where they handed the reins of history to a fat, vain, washed-up old man and let him drive.
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Morgan Beard retweeted
Absolutely hilarious. An all time Inside moment.
This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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Morgan Beard retweeted
Aday Mara has me yelling in my living room at 10:35 on a Tuesday night in October
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Morgan Beard retweeted
Journalism has long been dead and we don't talk enough about Adam Schefter's role in it
If no Insider has the MHJr trade team in the next 2 hours, wtf is even the point in them? Teams can handle their own press releases, your whole job is to get the information they DON'T want public.
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Morgan Beard retweeted
An Oklahoma upset that would have defined a season and a rivalry in a previous era is now a hiccup for Texas. Alabama & Georgia are kicking off in a game that will … probably determine seeding. I still love it. I’ll always watch. But. Not my college football iwbh.
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Morgan Beard retweeted
QB Vision was one of the best features Madden ever came up with. To this day, I have no idea why they took it out of the game. And yes, Brady and Peyton were super OP, but that was the point.
Tom Brady’s Vision Cone in Madden was basically the whole field 😭 not even fair
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Morgan Beard retweeted
It's like people don't even know the Pokémon Combine stats when making their picks
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Morgan Beard retweeted
This wouldn’t be the first time this happened, the Jets famously played this team in 2019.
Me and the boys came up with the All 22 of Pokemon from original 150 (no legendaries) I think we nailed it
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Morgan Beard retweeted
Machamp after getting called for his 15th hands to the face penalty of the game
🤖 Made with AI
Me and the boys came up with the All 22 of Pokemon from original 150 (no legendaries) I think we nailed it
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Morgan Beard retweeted
Not being hyperbolic: this may be the greatest thing the franchise has done in like 6 years. This is something else.
Twenty years ago, the world heard New Orleans roar again. Same Dome. Same Rival. Same Monday night stage. Let them hear us again ⚜️ #Saints | @nutrl_usa
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Morgan Beard retweeted
Multiple factors, but here are the key reasons imo 1. Games between big programs just feel like two groups of mercenaries facing off. The teams don’t feel as tied to the fanbase or community as much anymore because guys are only there for like eight months. 2. Mercenary teams means sloppy football for the first month. And not in the fun Pac-12 way. 3. The broadcast feels like a vehicle that purely exists to get you sign up for a sportsbook. They have to dial it back. It’s too much. 4. The pregame shows don’t feel like they actually love the sport, but rather just love the conference that pays them more. 5. Vibes are off, generally.
College football viewership is down 11% through September compared to last season. FBS game broadcasts are averaging 1.7 million viewers across all Nielsen-rated networks.

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Our employees have been begging us to try a four-day workweek. I'm open-minded, so we ran a pilot. Monday through Thursday. Same salary. Same workload. Productivity actually increased. People were happier. Turnover dropped. It was one of the most successful HR experiments we've ever conducted. So naturally we ended it. If they can get five days of work done in four days, imagine how much they can get done in five.
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Morgan Beard retweeted
Shout out to all my fellow sickos who will automatically wake up at 3am (no alarm needed) to check Yahoo waivers because it’s still 1998 and we can’t change the time they run.
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Morgan Beard retweeted
I imagine I'm going to start a fight here, but this is why men never wanted women to be sports reporters, have locker room access, any of it. Arch Manning got asked about an AI video which is funny because it's absurd. Everybody likes Holly Rowe; nobody is going to slap her. It isn't real and it cannot be real. It's a Tom & Jerry cartoon. If it was Cole Cubelic getting slapped in the video it would be just as funny. It's Holly Rowe because that's the sideline reporter for the game. The men all understand this, which is why the men recognize the humor and can laugh about it. But you let the feminists in and now the feminists are going to dictate to the men what they can do in men's spaces. And we're going to spend this week lecturing Arch Manning on the sexual politics of his own sense of humor, when there is zero evidence that Arch Manning can't act appropriately toward women. When he was laughing about a meme involving his coach and Holly Rowe precisely because it isn't real and further is absurd. These were men's spaces and they were enjoyed by men. Then they were invaded by women of a certain kind, and now the men are being lectured. By people who also lecture the men that they can't opine about women's spaces. For example, how many of the people who will berate Arch Manning about which memes he thinks are funny are willing to listen to men's opinions on abortion or postpartum depression, for example? And you wonder why there are people who want to abolish the 19th Amendment. No, I don't think they're serious. They're exhausted, because this is obnoxious and it's accelerating.
the laughter from all the men in the room … so, so gross.
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Morgan Beard retweeted
If this is the rule, then why have we spent literally decades obsessing over whether the guy's hand was coming forward or not?
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