Vin Diesel in the Pacifier

@neiltyson does a straw have one or two holes

What’s funny about guys not wanting muscle mommies…is that they don’t want you either 😭

So you’re telling me, people will Google “Cayenne Pepper Hot Sauce Recipe” and then go into the comments and ask “what can I sub for the cayenne peppers, they are not in season where I live?” ??????????????????????

Fuck you Gen Z. You will NOT MAKE ME WEAR PEPLUM TOPS. THEY FELL OFF FOR A REASON. STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN

Joe burrow is a bitch

Just petting my cat nothing to see here

Workin hard

Just reaching for some coffee

Just chillin by The pool

I just hit 145 on bench so I’m pretty sure I’m thE FUCKING MAN

Taking a nap

Y’all put so much effort into your IG stories and posts for what? To have someone you met 7 years ago look at it while taking a shit???? Idgi

Is anyone still grinding? Or was that like an era?

Friendly reminder to set boundaries at your job so you don’t get pushed around for the whole time while ur there - on an unrelated note, I might be getting fired today🤪

I don’t care for money but I do hope to one day be rich enough to buy some dope ass art and sculptures

You mean Limited Too🌸 bag 🥴 goodbye

OMG MY TWO FAV PEOPLE

If you don’t see me in person often, I have zero responsibility to respond to you hitting my phone.

People get your number and think you have some obligation to answer their texts/calls. Bitch this is MY phone tf