my 28-week pregnant sister sent me a text saying "the baby is here" and then followed up with this picture.....
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really hate it here. Local woman pays a monthly fee so that when she needs an ambulance ride, it's free. She was charged $1000 anyway when she did need an ambulance, because she was half a mile too far from what was covered. America sucks.
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in retrospect, the fact i used to use my finger to get the remaining Nutella out of these things might've contributed to my lack of significant others in middle school
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Replying to @jbonner49
@jbonner49: "I've never played Stardew Valley but all my friends are gay so I know a lot about it."
my dad after sweating a lot while working on my car: "we need a Sonic".
he's just like me for real
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