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A frequent Twitter user in Durham.

UK
Joined April 2009
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oh my gods what an annotation
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#FatBearWeek begins October 4th! Weigh in on who you think will be the champion of bulking up for winter at @KatmaiNPS Bracket reveal tomorrow! nps.gov/FatBearWeek
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I don’t want to alarm you but something terrible happened. My toe got hurt and I screamed and cried so loudly the vet had to come. I had to get wrapped in a towel and then she pinched me with a tweezers and THEN she said I’m totally fine even though I was literally still crying
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(1/3) My life has been taken over by tears of the kingdom
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Pls share tweets that live forever in your head rent free because this is mine
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Why read a self-help book published in 2023 when you could read one that was a best seller for 1,500 years? This is the Consolation of Philosophy, written by a man called Boethius while he was in prison, awaiting execution, in 523 AD. Here are its 8 most powerful ideas:
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I teach college music theory, but I'm also a new dad. I decided to combine my professional and personal identities and make a thread of music for babies where the adult musicians went way, way harder than they had to. (1/12)
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This is Coco. She’s very proud of you for making it through another day. Thought you should know that. 13/10
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Can I ask for a minute of your time? You may know I did a month of touring Australia in January which I loved! But it was damn expensive, and fronting costs of flights, accommodation, food, rental cars then coming back to my tax return - it’s been a bit brutal on Petrie of late.
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guys being weird little cats
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I asked AI to come up with a slogan for Eurovision 2023 and then for every following year and it quickly lost its mind
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Now this one is gonna cause fights
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🎄🌱Pinch punch, first of the festive month! I thought it might be nice to kick December off with a sprout giveaway! FOLLOW and RT to win this glorious little guy. U.K. only! I’ll announce a winner next Monday! Good luck!
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“Stop right now, thank you very much. I need somebody with a…”
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I can explain
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Incase anyone is wondering what the Symphonia port looks like when you brute force it to 60fps without the code to tell it to consider the additional frames: (Video source: youtu.be/4QPBSeIvJt8)
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This will forever be the funniest thing I’ve seen
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