BJP MP (Governor of Sikkim) is a rapist and a congress MP and a professor in JNU is a rapist, the right says “naari shakti” and the left says “smash the patriarchy” but both have selective empathy for the victims. Who are we supposed to trust?

The manliest thing a man can do in india right now is walking away from a fight, especially if you are with your family because there’s no guarantee that the wrong is punished or the right is safe.

Time travel to past exist. We call it Google Photos :))

I will fight an army alone but will you please come to the dentist with me.

Can we get just half of the iPhone Duo? Don’t want the remaining half. It’s so sleek and cool that way.

Won't be surprised to see Mr. Modi's picture in the Epstein Files someday.

“It's just a joke girl” “You don't get our humor bro” “Women” “You're too sensitive” “You don't have any sense of humor”

Itna kam target rakho ki saal khatam hone se pehle hi poora ho jae 🤡

Mosquitoes are so useless. Why do they even exist?

To the 3 people who like my tweets: Thank you 🫶🏻

“are you good in bed?” yeah, I can sleep for 20 hours straight on weekends.

not to be romantic but if we were both typing i’d wait for you

Change those shorts with pants or do whatever.. RSS uniform is still the most ugly shit I have ever seen

Our Prime Minister respects women so much that he lost his virginity to the country

Raavan 10 muh se bhi itna nahi fekta jitna Modi ji ek muh se fek lete hain.

Thats so rude. Do it again please.

Genghis Khan loved Tuesdays, because it was Mongol war.

Please don't romanticise cigarettes

congress is not left

This Dussehra, let's burn the Ravan that resides within us too.