Plans to reconstruct and weaponize a bulldozer have fallen through. Apparently someone already did that before. I can't bear the thought of unoriginality.
... You look no more out of place than I can look, sometimes.
And I would... like to think I'm a p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶ like anyone else.
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... I mean, I'm open to taking a commission from you too.
If you want any other spooky hedgehogs removed from the competition.
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... ah.
That's on me. I take things too literally sometimes.
Anyhow, I was wondering if anyone was desperate enough to pay me to try and kill you or one of the others.
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... no? I spoke.
To ring I would have to use a phone, and I don't have your number. If you have a number at all.
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... In the best of situations, wouldn't... most people, just want to live an ordinary life?
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Sometimes I consider whether or not I could successfully force myself to drink water were I to become infected with rabies.
A test of will.





































