Author of History of Private Banking in South Canara District (1906-69) https://xitter.gq/t.co/iNuTXLLiKm
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The book makes its debut at IIM Ahmedabad's third international business and economic history conference:
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अब सेना में होंगे तीन तरह के जवान :-
Parament sainik ,Agnivir, Extension Agnivir waah kya tofa diya hai sena ko
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Replace "America" with "India" and it fits even better.
James Talarico says America doesn't have capitalism anymore, it has crony capitalism, socialism for the rich and rugged individualism for the poor
“Capitalism was an innovation. I think we forget that now.”
“We don't have capitalism, at least not in this country. We have crony capitalism.”
“Where the gains in this economy go to those who can afford to buy access, who can afford to buy politicians for control.”
“He said, we have socialism for the rich, and we have rugged individualism for the poor.”
w/ @jamestalarico
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Cabinet Minister Anurag Thakur discussing FCRA bill with his advisor.
Haters would say he is Pakitani Cricketer Shahid Afridi.
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BJP's way to save democracy.
Fought Gokul. Won 12 out of 25.
Cong won 13 out of 25.
BJP minister demanded amendment in cooperative org rule.
Cabinet made decision. 4 govt appointed directors with voting right.
Now BJP will have 16 members.
Democracy saved in Gokul!!
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Dedicated to the Brashtachar Jumla Party (BJP)👇
While cutting a minister’s hair, the barber asks:
“Sir, what is this Swiss bank matter all about?”
The minister shouted:
“Are you cutting my hair or investigating me?”
Barber:
“Sorry, sir. I was just asking.”
The next day, while cutting the hair of a senior former minister, the barber asks:
“Sir, what was this black money issue all about?”
The leader gets angry and says:
“Who told you to ask such questions?”
Barber:
“Sorry, sir. I just asked casually.”
On the third day, while cutting a judge’s hair, the barber asks:
“*Sir, what punishment is given for burning currency notes*?”
The judge gets furious:
“Hey, are you… are you a CBI agent?”
Barber:
“No, sir. It just came to my mind, so I asked.”
On the fourth day, the CBI calls the barber for questioning.
CBI Officer :
“Are you a Pakistani agent?”
Barber:
“No, sir.”
CBI:
“Are you an agent of any opposition party?”
Barber:
“No, sir.”
CBI:
“Are you an anti-national?”
Barber:
“No, sir.”
CBI:
“Then do you have any senior lawyer in your family?”
Barber:
“I swear to God, sir, nothing like that. I am just a simple, poor barber by family profession.”
CBI:
“Then why do you ask VIPs about Swiss banks, black money, and punishment for burning currency notes while cutting their hair?”
Barber:
“Sir, I also don’t know anything about these matters. But whenever I ask these questions, their hair stands up straight… and it becomes easier for me to cut it!”
😄🤣😂🤣😂😊
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A math teacher entered the classroom and found the chair he was supposed to sit in hanging from the ceiling.
He looked at the students and smiled.
Without saying a word, he approached the painting and wrote:
Test: 15 minutes, 30 points
Question 1. Calculate the distance between the chair and the floor in centimeters (1 point).
Question 2. Calculate the angle of inclination of the chair relative to the ceiling and show the calculations performed (1 point).
Question 3. Write the name of the student who hung the chair from the ceiling and the names of the friends who helped him. (28 points)
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Gyanesh Kumar would’ve never let this happen to Trump.
#JustSaying
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Arnab Goswami has spent years teaching India what a fearless man he supposedly is.
A man who screams at people, humiliates guests & mistakes being an asshole for journalism.
There is a huge difference between being obnoxious in front of your cameras and having the courage to face someone outside your studio.
One requires dubious funding, many microphones, cameras & curated actors who’d submit to this psychopaths ideas.
The other requires courage.
Reuploading this to remind him how
he will get humbled when this government & his perks run out.
Arnab you are & will always remain to be a Coward.
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These carefully curated and created posts plus the political-type illegal hoardings suggest plans for a political career? (Remember his birthday celebrations?) What will happen when one of India’s richest persons launches a political party? It is a truly fascinating thought. It will create panic among the many existing political dynasties for sure; the BJP-RSS won’t like it either. More fascinating will be peoples reaction- the voting Indians. I am watching with interest without rushing to judge or form an opinion!! #AnantAmbani
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Arrey but first ask him to attend the Parliament no. Last time he was seen reaching the Parliament premises and walking through the vanishing door, only to be seen on the last day singing Vande Mataram. Kaheka challenge bhaiya!
