Bandits @carrefouruae, ordered food for delivery 10 days ago, earliest delivery today. Waiting for it to arrive. Check account, "Order cancelled" ... Phone - "Sorry Sir, due to a technical issue your order got cancelled". Pathetic excuse.

Bad experience at @markettedubai

Hey @JasonManford we were sat next to you at City v. Villareal and my mate asked me which instrument you played - he gets mixed up :D

Wow what's with the Cameron Jedward hairdo on the Beeb news

Frankie Boyle - knight rider and the green mile, very topical, will have to go and watch them again to understand why that was funny

#skype5 another skype gripe - chat windows are too wide

#skype5 all my contacts are now hyowge and I have to scroll for 3 hours to get to the last one

skype 5, because you can't read, well put an oversized icon and therefore reduce the number of people you see :s fail

Twitter sign in ... 403 Forbidden: The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it. ... tossers