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no uk dates…..its fine….i didn’t wanna go anyway…

this lady taking her 51 year old cowboy boyfriend to the tit tour….iconic behaviour i fear @DanAndPhilGAMES

how i look at people who comment ‘tutorial’ on videos of people already clearly showing them doing the fucking make up

me on November 1st when all that halloween candy goes on sale

the way he was talking about it, i expected it to be bigger like comically large. i’m quite disappointed…

rewatching ahs murder house for halloween and this bitch truly was a once in a generation tv menace. had 14 year old me begging god to just kill her once and for all

artms concept is so cute and this the best y’all could come up with ?

i could be a good mother

love the idea of playing as zelda in loz game like its about time that bitch started pulling her weight. bearer of the triforce of wisdom my ass wheres the wisdom to not get snatched tf up

you just had to be there

taking matters into my own hands

enid coleslaw, my beloved

ok bob the builder, tell em !

just saw someone say clint was their first stardew valley love

horny, horny, horny, sad, horny

ordered mcdonalds and the mcregret has already kicked in, i havent even eaten it yet

can someone tell me what this style of shirts are called? they’re so cutie, i need to own some

british people are so unserious bc tell me why i got woken up to people screaming and chasing their bins down the road....its barely a storm

glass of wine, string cheese and the new the dare album