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Joined April 2012
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Training for what exactly?
Training time 💪⏰
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The most disgraceful thing is Arsenal fans claiming Arteta has a bigger legacy than Klopp if he wins back to back leagues. A guy who got 99, 97 and 93 points in five years against the biggest cheats in football history.
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🚨 William Saliba has returned to first team training. Im told Saliba has absolutely smashed his recovery milestones but Arsenal will be very cautious regarding his availability for selection. Great news.
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Set piece goals were cool, but nothing beats 1 nill paired with some disgusting football
Arsenal are the worst defending champions in EPL I have never seen an EPL champions play this type of football Gabriel get touched on the chest, he's on the ground touching his face Divers, time wasters, nothing good from Arsenal 3 points bis all that matters but that's an embarrassment to the league
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Jesus Christ is Lord over all
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Sex is sweet but have you ever scrolled through Twitter after an Arsenal win... ?
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Arsenal look easy to beat until you have to beat them then you realize you are facing one of the best side in Europe.
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The timeline after a big Arsenal win is so refreshing. I just sit and scroll.. Arsenal fans going mental, rivals having a breakdown I love it, and live for this
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Arsenal fans, how does it feel to be the smallest dick fans in the entire world. Most plastic club in the Premier League. TikTok generation ass club. Algorithm ass, mainstream choice. Matcha sipping, new kit every season. Half your fanbase exists because they want to feel included in UK football culture outside of a World Cup or just because they liked a few KSI videos back before he was washed. Absolute nothing club.
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Remember when we beat Manchester United at Old Trafford and they were celebrating the loss saying they played better than us? That’s Liverpool fans today at Anfield.
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Arsenal’s ability to live rent free in so many football fans’ heads is simply delicious.
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Where was this rubbish when we were losing and being called spineless. It's only Entertaining when @Arsenal loses. Not any more and options mean 🚮.
Arsenal might have won, but Liverpool showed us what an entertaining football match should look like. They pressed with intensity, took the game to Arsenal and created several exciting moments. They also had legitimate claims for red cards and penalties that went unpunished. Liverpool made the contest entertaining. Arsenal, on the other hand, seemed more concerned with securing three points than entertaining their supporters. Winning is important, but football is also about the spectacle. I'm not convinced every Arsenal fan can be proud of the football they watched today. Fans deserve more than just results, they deserve entertainment too.
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And we will... 💯
What if Arsenal does a back to back!😭😭
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thee_Lobster 🦞🐸 retweeted
if we base it on achievements, iconic features and sales it's Eminem but if we talking about lyricism, global recognition, influence and skills it’s still Eminem
Kendrick Lamar is a Better Rapper than Eminem. Can we all agree?
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Because we watch football.
Arsenal fans are different wired sets of people man. These guys never agreed Bruno Fernandes is better than Odegaard. We’ve all seen why
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Unfortunately this man is the reason that this club with their lunatic fanbase are clearly the best team in the country. Unbelievable manager.
"We are not in Disneyland!" Mikel Arteta speaking about the way people reacted to his reaction to Max Dowman's red card against Fleetwood Town 🔊
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Luke 2:11 For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord.
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Nah this ain't it 👎🏾
Proposed ministries 👇🏽
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Mikel Arteta is a mad man and I love it... Every margin counts.
Arsenal are now using smart urinals, or S-Urinals, as Kamleon, the company behind the technology, calls them, to measure players hydration levels in real time. How it works: 1. Smart urinals are installed across training facilities. 2. Players go number one and immediately receive a green, yellow or red hydration score. 3. Medical staff can access the data in real time, identify dehydration and recommend adjustments. 4. Players and staff continuously monitor hydration levels to help optimize performance and recovery. #arsenal #afc
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Arsenal are now using smart urinals, or S-Urinals, as Kamleon, the company behind the technology, calls them, to measure players hydration levels in real time. How it works: 1. Smart urinals are installed across training facilities. 2. Players go number one and immediately receive a green, yellow or red hydration score. 3. Medical staff can access the data in real time, identify dehydration and recommend adjustments. 4. Players and staff continuously monitor hydration levels to help optimize performance and recovery. #arsenal #afc
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