@mpmemequeen

cori @cori_amato / comedian @manicpixiememequeen on ig / writer / singer-songwriter / astrologer / mental health + fibromyalgia advocate 🌻🖤🦉🔮🦇🌙👻🌹💛🌿

 the mermaid cafe
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Joined November 2017
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bri 🇺🇸@bri_anaxOct 26
It’s still go birds 🦅 🏈💚 #flyeaglesfly
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Luckshmi 🪷
@tia_visagieOct 24
In the depths of mercury retrograde:
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CooperBaggs 💰🍞
@edgaralandoughOct 24
Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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Shannon G 💫@SoShameonMeowOct 24
If Taylor swift wanted to make another billion dollars I’d be listening to I’d Lie from the vault right now but I’m not
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Маделейн .@normalmadelineOct 24
Heavily produced celebrity Halloween photoshoots
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B.@buhlesrevengeOct 24
this is the most Sundayest Saturday ever
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watched several vine compilation videos last night
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Bethenny Frankel
@Bethenny5 Oct 2017
I need 70 cocktails 40 xanax, sex, a spa, a massage, medical marijuana, a bath, an IV, a manicure, a cupcake and a hug
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manicpixiememequeen@mpmemequeenApr 25
logged into my period cycle app that i had a positive ovulation test & then twenty minutes later all of my suggested instagram reels were baby videos
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ᥫ᭡.@niggayaoi_Oct 19
Watching my vocabulary rub off on other people
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my mom entering the room: when THE FUCK is venus retrograde going to GET THE FUCK OUT
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audrey hepburn enthusiast@darylandfilmsOct 19
had to ask a friend to turn on subtitles for a film we were watching because i can't hear without them
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STOP PUTTING PLASTIC DECALS ON COTTON T-SHIRTS
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Liam Fennessy@LiamFennessy_Oct 16
Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away
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caiden@golddusttwomanOct 16
none of them will ever live up to this again
Rachael 📚@markruffaloTDOct 15
I know everyone is like “can we get hot actors in romcoms again pls!!” When the real issue is the lack of chemistry BECAUSE they keep hiring actors who are hot and can’t act
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woke up before my alarm feeling rested but decided to try to get back to sleep anyway & then i woke up 45 minutes after my alarm actually went off feeling like this
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on a totally superficial note…whoever is doing paul mccartney’s hair color…incredible. you aren’t getting paid enough
Rock and Roll Garage
@rocknrollgarag1Oct 13
Paul McCartney imitating the kind of songs that are hits these days
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jordyn 𑣲⋆@jordynceIesteOct 14
how it feels being the friend that doesn’t drive
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BEX@_scorpiomelOct 13
I love that period when you find a great album & you don't care about anything except the album. You forget about everything, it’s just you & the album.
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generational run
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