me on ellen:
ellen: so i heard you like burger
me: yea
*sounds of burger coming from behind the curtains*
me: omg ellen u didn’t
#burgertwt
i’m ready to hire an etsy witch to make whoever had the gall to hack ao3 suffer and experience misery like no other
Earlier today, we detected evidence of a security incident on #AO3. We are still in the early stages of investigating. No AO3 data has been deleted. All your works, bookmarks, kudos, etc., are safe. Learn more at otwstatus.org/incidents/g12j…




































