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Happiness is amazing.Ex Arable/Pig farmer,❤️Tracey, Dad @vicswilliamson @AmeliaWgolf #PSC since1998 still here,try to do my best.@SheringhamGolf Narfalk golfer

Partial to really good Malbec
Joined April 2012
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Happy Anniversary 😘..34 yrs
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Difficult week but still managed a smile ….no advance to QS 3 so Epson Tour again for @AmeliaWgolf Pretty stressful job being a Dad caddy. Few bad shots in rd2 left a mountain to climb. Hit 31/36 GIR last 2 days,back to her best with irons but couldn’t get putts to drop.
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Totally….play with + hcp guys nowadays ,doubtful they’d have played county golf when we did Elzy 😂😂
Do you agree with Peter Baker? I do A scratch golfer now is no better than a 5 handicapper 30 years ago
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Oh look another absolutely incompetent Labour minister unfit for the job .. who’d of thought!!
🤦‍♂️ Nick Ferrari can’t believe what he’s hearing from the clueless Border Security Minister this morning. Things got a bit awkward with Anna Turley and Nick Ferrari on LBC. Watch it for your own amusement. He’s asking what happened to the “tough cookie” after Shabana Mahmood watered down her own immigration reforms yesterday. He says the cookie’s crumbled, hasn’t it? Turley: “No, not at all. Shabana is one of the toughest people I’ve ever met in my life.” Nick reacts with absolute bewilderment: “Oh, do me a favour! Respectfully, Minister, please!” 😂 He asks her to detail that toughness she showed yesterday. Turley can’t, so instead she reels off the usual lines about immigration down 80%, small boat crossings down 40% and removals up by 50%. Nick cuts in and asks where the removals are actually going. “Which countries do they go to?” Turley: “They go back to countries we’ve got an agreement with, who will accept them.” Ferrari: “Such as?” Cue mass panic from the minister. She’s looking left, right and centre for the details while people scramble in the background for information. 😂 She properly panics, stutters and stammers, and still waiting for the info she blurts out “Albania”, the first country she can think of. Ferrari keeps her on the hook knowing she’s scrambling: “80,000 people have all gone back to Albania?” Turley proper squirming now, looking everywhere: “No, no, a whole range of other countries.” Ferrari: “What are the other countries then?” Turley: “They go back to their countries of origin.” Ferrari: “But what are those countries?” Turley fully grasping at straws at this point: “Erm, countries in Africa, countries around the world.” Glorious. 😂 She was all over the place and Nick knew it and played her like a fiddle. Car crash after car crash with this lot, but that was pretty funny to watch.
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Mark TwoGirlDad🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
😂😂😂 Too late, you said what you meant the first time and you’re reading this off a script! Can’t you lot say anything off the cuff, from the heart instead of getting some one else to write it?!
Of course the brilliant men and women across the country who run small businesses are working people - they are the backbone of our high streets and our economy.
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Come to Florida, it’ll be lovely. Golf ..in this wtf 🤦🏼‍♂️🫣 25mph and can barely see the road.
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Exceptionally low food miles at least 😳
I've just come across this walking down freeman street in Grimsby 😲 Absolutely wild. There's 4 chickens running about above that shop
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'I don't think employers are working people.' @CamillaTominey grills Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Emma Reynolds MP, over whether Labour has breached its manifesto pledge in the Budget. 📺 Freeview 236, Sky 512, Virgin 604
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Mark TwoGirlDad🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
🇬🇧Mary Ellis delivered a Wellington bomber. The ground crew searched it because they didn’t believe she was the pilot. They looked through the aircraft from nose to tail. She had flown it there. During the war, she was Mary Wilkins, a farmer’s daughter from Oxfordshire who joined Britain’s Air Transport Auxiliary in October 1941. Her job was to deliver aircraft where they were needed. That meant learning to handle very different machines, and then climbing into them and flying them across Britain. In her later recorded testimony, she described navigating delivery flights without radio assistance, finding unfamiliar airfields, and switching between aircraft types. The variety was extraordinary. Spitfires. Wellingtons. Mosquitos. Hudsons. Over her ATA service, she ferried around 1,000 aircraft of 76 different types to 210 airfields. Among them were 403 Spitfires. Then, in the summer of 1945, came something very different: the Gloster Meteor. She became one of only two ATA women to ferry Britain’s first operational jet fighter. Every aircraft delivery was a flight someone had to make before the machine could begin its next assignment. Mary made around a thousand of them. Mary Ellis died on July 24, 2018, at the age of 101. Let’s remember her. For more WWII stories, follow @Vanguard_WW2
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He’s absolutely useless isn’t he ?
WTF? A Prime Minister who has never run a business in his life demands answers because a private business fails? … let me help you, Andy & co. A retail chain needs to stay in fashion, needs to go with the flow! … But you and successive governments don’t like their “tat” products (mostly sourced off shore to sell them at £1!!! That the whole point right?) anyway… for free (without a taxpayer funded £MULTIMILLION enquiry I’ll tell you the problems… (you’re welcome) ▪️massively increased regulations and compliance costs. ▪️cheap tat sourced from abroad, with rising shipping and transport costs. ▪️Hit by increased minimum wages and employer National Insurance. ▪️Hit by rising rents and business rates. ▪️Hit by soaring energy bills and net zero costs. ▪️Hit by higher interest rates. ▪️Hit by consumers with less disposable income. ▪️Hit by the soaring cost of borrowing to buy stock months in advance. ▪️Hit by higher insurance premiums. ▪️Hit by shoplifting, organised theft and security costs. ▪️Hit by packaging taxes, recycling regulations and environmental compliance costs.( which you just throw into general taxation, non of it changes the weather) ▪️Hit by higher fuel, warehousing and distribution costs. ▪️Hit by increased employment costs, pensions and statutory obligations. ▪️Hit by competition from overseas online retailers operating with very different overheads.( duty free … for foreign businesses oops) ▪️And hit by the impossibility of passing those costs onto customers, who shop at Poundland precisely because they need cheap stuff! … which isn’t cheap anymore (see above) Every single time you add something on … so do they! And the idiot, deluded politicians who have made Britain more and more expensive and difficult to do business in, are demanding to know why businesses are struggling? You are all moronic. My work here is done 🤡
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Mark TwoGirlDad🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right? 1
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Mark TwoGirlDad🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
You think you’ve met some tough sailors? Let me introduce you to one of the most badass sailors ever Commander Bill King, Royal Navy. This absolute BADASS survived SIX YEARS of submarine warfare during WWII. No significant breaks. As other submarine captains were getting slaughtered by Germans, he kept returning to even the odds. The he decided the best way to recover from the experience was to sail ALONE around the world in a 42-foot sailboat. And somehow, that’s not even the craziest part of his story. King was born in 1910. His father was killed fighting in WWI. At just 12 years old, he entered the Royal Naval College at Dartmouth. By the outbreak of WWII, he was commanding British submarines. Think about what that meant. No nuclear propulsion. No modern sonar. No satellite intelligence. No helicopter rescue waiting overhead. Just diesel engines, batteries, torpedoes, and a steel pressure hull separating you from a horrible death. He fought through the Battle of the Atlantic and the Mediterranean campaigns before taking command of HMS Telemachus in the Pacific. In July 1944, King hunted down and sank the Japanese submarine I-166 in the Strait of Malacca. He was awarded the Distinguished Service Order TWICE, along with the Distinguished Service Cross. He was reportedly the ONLY British submarine commander to remain in submarine command from the beginning of WWII to its end. SIX YEARS. Imagine the accumulated stress of six years hunting enemy warships while knowing that one depth charge could send you and your entire crew to the bottom. The war ended, but it never really left him. King later admitted that the experience had reduced him to a nervous wreck. So what did he do? He bought a ruined castle in Ireland, took up farming, and eventually decided he needed to get away from EVERYTHING. In 1968, at the age of 58, he entered the inaugural Sunday Times Golden Globe Race. The mission? Race 9 other competitors to be the first to sail alone, nonstop, around the entire planet. He built the 42-foot junk-rigged schooner named Galway Blazer II. No GPS. No Starlink. No weather routing. No EPIRB. Just celestial navigation, seamanship, and a lifetime of experience surviving in places where mistakes get people killed. He sailed south into the Atlantic. Then the Southern Ocean came looking for him. A monstrous storm capsized his boat, destroying his masts. King survived, rigged emergency sails, and eventually made it to South Africa. Race over. Worse? He lost the race to a young Merchant Navy officer. You laugh but the other Royal Navy commander whose boat sunk in that race, was so embarrassed by being shamed by other naval officers that he hung himself. Most men would have called it quits. Not Bill King. He tried again. And again. On a subsequent attempt, something enormous, possibly a shark or whale, slammed into his boat off Australia, punching a hole in the hull. He spent DAYS making emergency repairs at sea. Again, he survived. Finally, in 1973, at the age of 62, SIXTY TWO, he completed his solo circumnavigation. He had survived two world wars’ worth of family tragedy, six years of submarine combat, a dismasting, a capsizing, and a terrifying collision at sea. And he was STILL sailing. In 1975, the Cruising Club of America awarded him its prestigious Blue Water Medal. But there’s one more part of his story I find extraordinary. Decades after King sank the Japanese submarine I-166, the son of one of the Japanese sailors killed aboard that submarine visited him in Ireland. Instead of hatred, the two families developed a friendship. They planted trees together as symbols of peace. Think about that. A submarine commander who had spent years trying to kill the enemy ultimately found friendship with the family of a man he’d killed in battle. Bill King lived to be 102 YEARS OLD. He simply refused to die. Fair winds Commander 🫡
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Well said Ed ..definitely got memory issues!!
This has to be Sergio trolling us? Surely. Elite level shithousery, this. Or has he got dementia?
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Some of these comments 😂😂… You couldn’t wait to get away from both Tours , took blood money on a fatally floored golf tour. Nothing is given , 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂😂..memory issues?? You behaved like a hyperactive toddler at Augusta. Deserved a ban !! All you LIV players ➡️DPWT Tour School!
In golf, everything is earned and nothing is given. Let’s get to work. #golf #grind #mentalhealth #goals
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Mark TwoGirlDad🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Labour just don’t get it. Nearly 30,000 farmers were locked out of the Sustainable Farming Incentive this summer due to the government significantly cutting the budget. But yet days later, Angela Eagle signs off nearly £2 million of taxpayers money to buy land in Northumberland from one landowner. Money which DEFRA could have allocated to SFI to benefit many more farmers up and down the country to help build financial resilience and support nature. The Rothbury Estate is already highly biodiverse and serves as an important habitat for rare ground-nesting birds, such as curlews, red grouse, and merlins. Labour’s decision to help purchase the Estate is nothing more than nationalisation of our farmed and managed landscape driven by this government’s continued virtue signalling of environmental agendas. Their unnecessary intervention risks displacing working farms, threatening long-standing land management traditions and ultimately being hugely detrimental to nature, wildlife and current conservation practices. It’s clear, Rural Britain cannot afford another day of this Labour government. They are bad for farmers, bad for nature and bad for the British taxpayer.
The government is funding one of England's biggest land purchases for nature. £1.94 million to secure the future of The Rothbury Estate in Northumberland. @WildlifeTrusts will manage the estate for nature recovery. Learn more: wildlifetrusts.org/news/uk-g…
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Mark TwoGirlDad🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
A Budget that amounts to pissing into a westerly gale - tinkering around the edges while the British economy burns, with a treasury packed full of economic arsonists. It is an insult to every taxpayer, every struggling business and every family being bled dry by this rotten economic system. Nothing will change - we continue our uninterrupted plunge into the abyss. The country is drowning in debt. I don’t know how else to say this… We are BANKRUPT. We cannot afford any of this. Nothing. A crushing tax burden remains, small businesses are strangled and as employers we’re punished for creating jobs. For what? To fund millions of scroungers who can’t be arsed to work like the rest of us? Foreigners who turn up and expect housing, benefits, healthcare? When our tax goes up, THAT is what we are funding. Debt is now THREE TRILLION. We can thank lockdown for a large part of that. But please think about it. Three trillion. The scale is just unimaginable. Yet we get another Chancellor fiddling with the numbers while the country goes up in flames. Billions and billions and billions get added every month. It is GROWING. I don’t know how else to say this. The people governing us seem absolutely incapable of understanding one basic principle. Wealth is created by businesses and workers. NOT by politicians spending somebody else's money to win votes. NOT by the state. NOT by the public sector. I detest it. The British people, working mums and dads, are expected to work longer and harder to fund this corrupt charade - all while giant multinationals shift vast profits out of our country on the back of their work and bloated corporates extract outrageous contract profits from the taxpayer thanks to criminal public sector mismanagement. I challenge Healey or Burnham. Go and start a business. A cafe, a contractor, a small shop. Try being a sole contractor on the tools. Experience these taxes, the regulation, the stress. Have their families rely on sporadic invoices. Watch their earnings get siphoned off by a corrupt state. Let’s see how they get on. The system does not need reforming, or conserving - it needs smashing up. We need to rip apart, limb from limb, the failed assumptions that have governed British economic policy for decades. Cut the waste. Shrink the state. Slash the tax burden. Back small British businesses. Reward work. Restore the incentive to invest, build, employ and succeed. Get millions of healthy Brits OFF benefits. Give people a reason to work. BE UNPOPULAR. If healthy scroungers hate me for taking their benefits off them, good. Get used to it. It’s all that, on a scale never seen before, or the country will collapse further into a third world hellhole - only this time we’ll get the hyperinflation and total economic catastrophe in addition to the migrants. I refuse to leave a broken, bankrupt nation to my children and grandchildren. Restore Britain is offering a route out. It will be painful, more than anyone realises. But it is the only way.
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Mark TwoGirlDad🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
Replying to @RupertLowe10
To stress what @RupertLowe10 is saying; Imagine turning National Debt into Time. 3 million seconds? just 35 days ago. 3 billion seconds? 95 years. More than most of us will live. 3 Trillion seconds? Roughly 95,000 years. Back when humans were still painting in caves. Scale.
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Mark TwoGirlDad🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 retweeted
This is one of the most blatant examples of gaslighting you’ll ever see. This clip sums up the Labour Party. It sums up Angela Rayner. And, frankly, it sums up too most politicians. Laura Kuenssberg asks Rayner about Andy Burnham opening the door to a return to freedom of movement. He’s started the debate by talking about it. Kuenssberg: “The Labour manifesto in 2024 said in black and white ‘there will be no return to freedom of movement’. You stood on that manifesto. Andy Burnham promised to stick to that manifesto. He’s breaking that promise, isn’t he?” Then this from Rayner: “No he isn’t, because he’s been really clear that this Parliament, that manifesto, we are clear we are not reopening that debate.” Unbelievable. Even by her standards. Kuenssberg put her right immediately: “He’s literally just reopened this debate. It’s exactly what’s just happened.” She denies the debate has been reopened in the same breath as it is being reopened. They will say anything, no matter how obviously contradictory. We watch car crash after car crash from Labour ministers, yet they keep rising in the polls. No wonder the country is in such a mess.
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