James

Biggest downside to a new phone..teaching it that at no point do I ever mean "ducking"

If your going to argue with me about covid don't argue with the basics like published data and definitions then block me when I call you on it.

@AliAbdaal watching one of your YouTube videos this morning and the 5 year old walks over and asks why I'm watching Tony Stark. If you take nothing else from today a 5 year old thinks you are Iron Man.

@sleepdiplomat I really hope your work with the NHS is going to get somewhere. Currently in hospital with my daughter who has severe epilepsy which is worsened by a lack of sleep and it's nigh on impossible for her to get a good sleep with all the constant noises.

Thanks @RoyalMail for parking across my driveway so I couldn't get my car on the drive in a downpour. Me and my 1 week old daughter loved getting extra soaked getting in the house.

I beg to differ woth your product labels @Tesco

The proud feeling you get when the reverse psychology works on the 3 year old.

Makes you feel better about not having a clue what's wrong with your patient when even the doctors in resus are looking at each other shrugging their shoulders.

Maybe if the @AldiUK store assistants didn't use their headsets to make negative comments on the personal appearance of a lady walking in, they might have noticed my trolley before barging into it, knocking it into another customer and carrying on without noticing or apologising.

I hate having little old lady's doors kicked down, especially when it's just because someome changed the key safe code without updating anyone.

This morning I was woken up by the 2 year old driving a toy car across my face. It was not a pleasant experience for either of us.

There is something very satisfying sitting eating an @NandosUK takeaway in your pj's in bed.

All of the coffee is required this morning.

Only problem with coming off nights last night and sleeping half the day. Body doesn't want me to sleep tonight.

Last day of my driving course. Not long now and I'm doing the job for real, just a slightly terrifying prospect.

And.... Relax.

Grrrrr.... That is all.

My mum still signs off every text with 'love mum' guess I should at least be thankful she has stopped putting 'dear james' at the start now.

Driving around on blue lights takes sooo much concentration it's exhausting, but it's awesome.