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I've got to tell you, I haven't seen a Broncos performance this disastrous since 1994 when OJ got the behind the wheel of one
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The Patriots have never won a Super Bowl in a season after one of their players murders a guy
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When Brady sees Peyton at the 50 he should *fake handshake/nut tap* "BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME BABAY* *double pistols/thumbs to chest* *run off*
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When Peyton jogs to see Eli after the game he should go *double pistols* *fake handshake/single pistol* “YOUR DEFENSE BLOWS BABAY” jog away
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Next time a Bama player scores a TD he should *jog to Manziel* *ask for autograph* “JUST KIDDING BABAY” *nut tap* *single pistol scoreboard*
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Charlie Chaplin. Groucho Marx. Tom Selleck. A look back at iconic mustaches: on.wsj.com/Yso3HX #WSJmustache
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In Focus: Fifth-Grade Science Paper Doesn't Stand Up To Peer Review onion.com/10WXMia
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Former Apple retail chief John Browett now CEO of UK chain dlvr.it/2xxzHY
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Panthers Name Cam Newton Starting QB Because Everybody Seems To Think They Should onion.com/niqZLa