Mrs.Prim (@mrsprimitive) header
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Free Thinker, politically homeless.. They’re all owned! Love a good conspiracy theory...irreverent satire

Joined July 2025
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The EU globalists told us we had to give all our money to Ukraine because Russia was about to invade and take over Poland. Turns out it was the EU globalists planning to invade Poland. xitter.gq/JackPosobiec/status/21…
Globalist Tusk ordered a raid on the highest law court in Poland while the President was away. Definition of a coup
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Nick Jonas was advised by Meghan Markle which surrogate to use?? She 'worked' with that surrogate before?? WHAT???
Nick Jonas (The Jonas Brothers) just announced he and his wife (Priyanka Chopra) used the same surrogate as Meghan and Harry. @LadyColinCampb said well those children cannot be in the line of succession. We all suspected Meghan Markle was wearing a fake bump. Now who else is willing to speak about it? #stripthetitles #Moonbump #Surrogacy #FakeDuchess @danwootton @richardaeden @RE_DailyMail @RoyalDickie @CamillaTominey @insiderlauren @MegynKellyShow @DM_Maureen_ @neilseanshowbiz @RoyalFamily @KensingtonRoyal
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Just then, they both broke out in song, duetting Doughboy with ease. And they lived heavily ever after, or whatevea. The end. Obviously, @BobCromwell77 had to carry Machado through both her verse and the chorus. We all know what a feat that [carrying Jess] must have been. The man deserves a medal. Or at least hazard pay.
“And he congratulated me on raising the most money for Aidan and I was like we did it and he was like no you did it” 😂 GIRL!!! 😂😂😂
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
EU is now forming coups against countries they dont align with one step closer to WORLD WAR 3. EU has no right to invade POLAND
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Jess Machado DISGUSTS me! While crying that critics looking at a PUBLIC CURB are "violating her family," she actively hunts down a critic’s children, drags their past into the public square, and airs private estrangement to a chat room! She is literally trying to coordinate with a resident in another state to call the Somerset Police about family disputes from years ago to retroactively justify her hysterical 911 call from yesterday. She dragged an innocent adult child into a petty YouTube turf war simply to dig up dirt on an online troll who mocked her rotting pumpkins. She knows the magistrates in her district know her game. She knows that walking in with a printout of a picture of a neighbor's skeleton display and old texts from August would get her laughed right out of the building! And then she whines that being suspended for bullying forced her to push members-only content just to maintain her income, revealing that every ounce of manufactured outrage is tied directly to extracting cash.
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
Globalist judicial coup in Poland underway
❗️❗️❗️Służby Tuska pod osłoną nocy, przejęły Trybunał Konstytucyjny. Włączajcie @RepublikaTV Teraz❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ Siłą wyprowadzono Straż Trybunalską. To zamach na organ konstytucyjny. Podaj dalej❗️❗️❗️ To ważne ❗️❗️❗️
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🚨BREAKING: Polish PM & EU tyrant Donald Tusk has just SEIZED the courts of Poland in an attempted COUP He waited until right-wing President, Karol Nawrocki, had left the country. Nawrocki is now RUSHING BACK. This is a DISGRACE! Fight back Poland! 🇵🇱
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THEY ARE RAIDING THE CONSTITUTIONAL TRIBUNAL IN POLAND! I reported on this just last month and now they’re doing it! OUTRAGEOUS!
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
🚨HOLY SHT: The United States of America will withdraw over 100,000 U.S. troops from Europe and halt its annual defense spending of trillions of dollars. Don’t call us and we will never call you again Do you support Rubio on this? A. Yes B. No
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Exactly what we are all asking
Let me get this straight. You regularly violate people’s privacy, ridicule those who are struggling, betray ur friends & give out ur full address on live streams. Then people drive by, do nothing to you & you want my outrage? It’s a consequence of your own actions. Look inward.
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
Replying to @mrsprimitive
She loves it, the whole drama of getting to be a victim is her ‘go to’ & amazing content with the bonus that it then vindicates her revenge - all perfectly acceptable in her head.
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
Replying to @mrsprimitive
The paranoia and grandiosity are both wild!!! It’s crazy that her family doesn’t see it and step in!
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Replying to @themessiestjes
Well I mean Baker wanted you to leave him alone but you didn’t. You went all nutty in everyone’s chat and sent him unwanted things. Also how does it feel that your bestie @jessmachadoshow judges Jake for being in recovery?
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Replying to @AbbyElizabt
It's scary that someone takes pics of your neighbor's home but it's perfectly fine to seek out a man's international address and send him sex toys? Got it. I guess it's also fine to dox people? But the neighbor's house is off limits...🙄
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
Oh no! Some rando on the internet said something mean to me! Should I do a 5 hour live stream crashing out on this random dude?! Or should I go cry and report his Twitter for harassment?! @jessmachadoshow is this the way?? 😂
Stop tweeting. You’re an idiot.
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
Mooch, quit hiding behind other people. You’re not “dramatic,” you’re a pathetic, attention-starved fraud. Anyone can drive by 34 Fairview and snap a picture. And it’s not criminal. That doesn’t make you special and it doesn’t erase the shit you pulled. You’re scrambling to divert attention from your own actions and everyone sees right through it. All you’re doing is exposing how fake and unhinged you are. You tried to slap a restraining order on Jen. Now you’re best friends. So if Bob turns on Aidan, how fast are you gonna flip and start riding his dick too? A couple months? Or will you just skip the wait and do it this week? Let me guess, you’re canceling tonight’s show because “I just can’t bring myself to do anything.” Classic. Go watch the comment section and see how much Jess has done and how hypocritical she is ranting today about Aidan and people. youtube.com/@thecommentsecti…
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Joe Flacco is covering Caleb Williams’ $23k fine for the “unauthorized logo” on his Caddix cleats, totaling $35,823 over two weeks. Caddix also put up a billboard in Chicago in support. 📸: Getty / Caddix
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
I am living for @Misspeachykeeny energy.. peach: ya, jess doesn’t know how to internet.. while jess is screaming about contacting a strangers child
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Mrs.Prim retweeted
Hey @grok is this statement by Erika Kirk authentic? "She respects P*RN stars because it stimulates the economy"
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