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#Writer, publisher, actor, and teacher of writing and literature. Opinions my own. MA, MFA. #Tharrett

Boston, Amherst, Montreal
Joined May 2010
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Trump watching himself on Fox News. 😆
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they're slowly taking off the uniforms.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Tucker Carlson says he regrets helping get President Trump elected, apologizes for "misleading people."
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lowkey actually satisfying
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"Paul Rudd's Computer" shockingly became one of the most accurate predictions of what the near future would look like.
I don't know what to make of the fact that as soon as machines had the capabilities to do it, we basically all turned into Paul Rudd's Computer creating pointless images and video for naught but our own amusement.
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Twin Peaks (1990) shouldn’t be as rewatchable as it is. The subject matter is dark, but the small-town setting, eerie atmosphere, and Angelo Badalamenti’s haunting score make it feel like slipping into a dream you never want to wake from.
What television series is so good, it's worth binge watching from beginning to end?
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OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIGHT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS OR YOU’LL BE LIVING IN HELL
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The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....
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Breaking: After 10 years the man has finally announced his plan to replace Obamacare, and it's... *checks notes* ...crazy communist bullshit. Tax the people to pay the people to pay for healthcare directly without insurance. That's what you came up with?! That took 10 years?!
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“hollywood is COOKED. someone just used PoopButt2.0 to generate an entire caca doodoo.”
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Wow! Looks like I just got one of the first @realdonaldtrump signed bills in circulation! Great work @whitehouse, @fbidirectorkash #redacted #epstein #trump #maga #FBI !!!! WOO!
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Hello @NintendoAmerica , I am confused and frightened. This video has made me unlikely to purchase one of your products ever again. xitter.gq/WhiteHouse/status/2037…
MAKE AMERICAN FARMING GREAT AGAIN 🇺🇸
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I was loved. I was cared for. That was the ultimate threat.
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Well, #kindle has only been tracking since early 2018, but reminding me how much I’ve read over the past 8 years ( just talking digital #books here) is still neat. What’s this in pages? Heartbeats? The lives of others, expanded empathy, or a life lived genuinely in books?
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“You can’t take a picture of this, it’s already gone.” One of the most haunting final lines in television.
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There's a psyop to get us to stop reading. So now more than ever, we must double down on reading, writing & critical thinking. And those with children or with children in their realm of responsibility, must double down on making sure they can read, write and think for themselves!
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Kyle MacLachlan via ig “Happy Twin Peaks Day to all who celebrate. Something exciting is coming at 11:30am PT 👀”
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