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Dan 😨☝️

@msmaltodextrin

Ay there’s the rub | 25 | 🇳🇮🇨🇺 | 🇵🇸🍉 | Dms Open

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined November 2020
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Woke Wednesday dump!
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Y’all better have your votes in on this tummy Tuesday
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Picking up my prep on Election Day #earlyvoter #GoVote !!!!!
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Finally home from Jersey! Goodnight bears and everyone else!
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I’m employed !! (Art history)
Barefoot Student (@BarefootStudent) profile pictureBarefoot Student
@BarefootStudentOct 31
Majors with the highest unemployment rates, per New York Fed. 1. Anthropology: 7.9% 2. Computer Engineering: 7.8% 3. Fine Arts: 7.7% 4. Computer Science: 7% 5. Performing Arts: 7% 6. Architecture: 6.8% 7. Art History: 6.7% 8. Early Childhood Education: 6.6% 9. Physics: 6.6% 10. Environmental Studies: 6.3%
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
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We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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So the next train is in 40 mins! Everyone ask me a fun and silly question
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Is opening scruff in a church a sin or no?
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In New Jersey, it feels like a foreign land
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Ignore my last tweet
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Dear bisexual man, please text me back 🤓
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Feeling somewhat chudish today
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Somebody told me it’s bear clown Halloween?
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I was lazy and couldn’t think of a costume so it’s going to give Aguste clown (be warned)
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Fat boys use their fat iPad to take fat pictures on fat boy Friday
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Taking my bottom vitamins #bottom
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They asked me to point at gay people btw
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I still don’t have a costume ready for Halloween 👨‍❤️‍👨😁
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About to see a play !!! (YAYY))
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I wish my hair could look like this all the time
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