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Loyalty is a choice. Now take your frivolous excuses elsewhere

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Joined May 2009
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It’s takes 4 business days for my daughter to warm up to me whenever I return from Lagos
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you said kwankwaso is ready to do what ?
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BREAKING: Estimated $5.7 billion stolen in hack of world's largest exchange Binance
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Hope say na your house you wan roof
Before sending this money , Do nails really cost 200k??
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You have to intentionally seek joy everyday or the pressure of life, being an adulthood will suck the life out of you
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Descobri que a cirurgia a laser no olho sai por volta de três mil reais, enquanto a depilação a laser fica em uns 300. Aí marquei uma depilação nas sobrancelhas e, na hora do procedimento, pretendo levantar a cabeça.
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Astagfirullah 😂
Hypothetically, if I am praying(Salah) then they take light, then I reach out for my phone to put on my touch and it is on Twitter and I mistakenly read a tweet and then mistakenly liked it, is my prayer valid ?
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Grok said I reached my limit I replied abeg naw It gave me mediocre result 😭
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Alhamdulillah for the gift of life and good health
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Allah ji kan ta da rahma. Ameen
If you can, please attend my grandmother’s Jana’iza at the central mosque after Zuhr. Allah ya kyautata karshen mu.
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Me too z dawg me too 😔
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Omo, I went to a BDC to change some money. Immediately I agreed on the FX rate with the aboki guy, he sent the naira equivalent to my account before even seeing the foreign notes I had, despite me sitting inside a car. Out of curiosity, I asked him, “Oga, you no even fear say I fit zoom off?” The guy just smiled and said, “Oga, no worry, you go still carry your two legs come back here come beg me"..... na once I understand say scientific insurance covers his business 😂😂
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Hands free
Wired headphones 🎧 or wireless headphones 🎧??
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Gats collect some gems to look good at the data collection center
Can never forget an educated Househelp we had and I got a job for her as a data collector in Katsina because I felt cleaning houses was beneath her This babe stole four of my Abayas and left with them 💀
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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To the person who designed the GT Mobile App: Why is the deactivate button next to sign out? (Must be an inside joke that I'm dying to know)
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