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Joined April 2009
some photos from my Rococo boy performance this weekend 💘
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Pas moi désolé 🥰
Pour le bien de la cause j’ai décidé d’effacer de ma mémoire le photoshoot de macron et Lula où ils ont l’air d’être mariés et d’avoir bcp d’enfants
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your cousin Vinny retweeted
Something has awakened inside him.
Trump: Three guys. I won't get into the best looking—But they were massive, beautiful, handsome
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your cousin Vinny retweeted
homoislamomarxism is REAL and HOT
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I’ve seem so many hilarious costumes but I’m sick of the “I hate gay halloween” framing
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yesterday I was walking through my neighborhood when a squirrel fell out of a tree onto the grass right next to me. the grass seemed to cushion his fall bc he immediately got up and scurried back up the tree after a half second of mutual embarrassment.
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Some people are working way too hard on their inner child instead of working on their outer adult
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it’s crazy to me that so many ppl on pitt twitter hate this guy.
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hell yeah brother
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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irl friend was trying to ragebait me by saying “using twitter is worse than buying a cybertruck”
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pal I’ve opened bluesky recently, I’ve heard it all already
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your cousin Vinny retweeted
too late, i have already depicted myself as 6 orderly barn owls and you as 4 shambolic kestrels
Its the poorest year for owls this year, due to lack of food, and I have ringed only a hundred of each of Barn Owls and Kestrels. So a big surprise on the Humber Bank to find 6 Barn Owl and 4 Kestrel chicks in the same nestbox ...and with uneaten prey items too!
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this is what it’s like going on the dating apps in portland
I made a collage from local dating app profiles. needless to say I don’t fuck with this vibe
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and you would think a short stroll in the woods or park followed by coffee would be perfect for a self-described “forest gnome,” but most of them HATE being outdoors
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and don’t even suggest an actual hike, you will get blocked
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the “beauty” in question:
Karoline Leavitt: This is not about the Cheesecake Factory. This is about the Democrats not being able to appreciate beauty.
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your cousin Vinny retweeted
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I get to assemble a bunch of lego guys at work 😎
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just remembered that after charlie got kirked a bunch of bozos on here took pictures of themselves getting his favorite starbucks order (completely gay and baffling): hot mint tea
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imagine paying $5 for something with NO CAFFEINE that you can make at home for less than fifty cents. mormon drink order
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bro lmao
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