
@mumpitzie@troet.cafe intergalaktische Kriminelle und Lunapitzie Mumpitzlika.
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Joined October 2014
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Irgendwie erfrischend, wenn beim Joggen im dunklen Wald die Gefahr mal nicht von Männern, sondern von umstürzenden Bäumen ausgeht.
Obi Wan Cannelloni retweeted
“my intrusive thoughts won” all u did was eat a donut?? that’s not an intrusive thought. if my intrusive thoughts won i’d be on the news
Obi Wan Cannelloni retweeted
I was talking to my dad about those 1-10 pain scales they use at doctors' offices and how they don't really work and my dad, an engineer, said they should have a standardized needle they stab you with as a benchmark and tell you, "This is 5."
Erinnert mich bitte am Freitag daran für vier Tage einkaufen zu gehen, damit ich nicht wieder an verschlossenen Supermarkt-Türen kratze.





