updog
los angeles (she/her)
Joined December 2012
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Venmo is really weird because I can see when a couple in a 7 year relationship is sending each other money for coffee
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Can we talk about Diet Coke Freaks? People who drink Diet Coke have like 10 a day. Never known anyone who drinks fewer than 4 diet cokes in a day
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We got children Christmas carolers last night and my dad turned them away like “sorry we’re not from here, I don’t know what this is”
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Absolutely no professional boundaries in the restaurant industry. I’m in a group chat with my coworkers where they just track how many times a day they shit
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A fun effect of having taken one (1) pottery class is that now when I go to those boutique stores and my friends examine anything ceramic, I go “don’t buy that, I can make that”
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There is a chef at work who will give me tasty little treats in exchange for margaritas that I sneak him in a deli cup, and this is the only relationship with a man that I need in my life
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Last night I had to bully some dweeb for doing the mountain goats on karaoke. Karaoke is not about you, it’s about the people. This generation is so selfish
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Same guy did like 5 songs and none of them were crowd pleasers. Ruined the whole vibe of the bar
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