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Joined November 2013
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this year physics o level will be "calculate the speed at which the speaker was speaking during the o level english listening compre"
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Gandalf: Keep it secret, keep it safe. Frodo:
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Who threw that wheel? Fucking captain America 😂
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Just the absolute state of the police in the UK. They have literal midgets on the force thanks to DEI policies.
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Simpsons, 2 steps ahead yet again
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This is why they won’t have kids in GTA 6
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white people never fail to surprise me
My cousin is an animal. Highschool was a bit softer back in my day.
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this is easily the best edit i’ve ever seen
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Ecuadorian pilot Ariel Valiente kept his cool after a giant bird smashed into his cockpit mid-flight and he still managed to safely land the plane 🙏✈️ xitter.gq/Aklilu_1973/status/166…
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We only rate dogs. This is a Golden-Toed Tiny Cow. Please just send dogs so we can all moo-ve on. Thank you… 13/10
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someone call the whambulance!
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Mood.. 😂 🎥 IG: winston_britishboy
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