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everything in the museum comes to life at night send help -views my own-

The Museum (...at night)
Joined June 2021
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every night this kid comes to life bitten by a rattlesnake he spends hours in agony and just before he finally dies, the sun comes up there is nothing i can do
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thought this was a beautiful butch lesbian but no it's the gay cowboy from night at the museum
why are you as a man
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you already know what's on full blast tonight – at Manhattan, NY
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the service provided to visitors by this chair is that you are tied to it if i find you after closing for your own good of course
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our happy pride would like to wish y'all a #HappyPrideMonth 🏳️‍🌈🦁
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june 1st… i can finally post this
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at night if you squint you will see a tiny adam driver
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i took off tonight not because i have plans but because i overheard the titanosaur's
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and you probably thought the roaches were bad
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i am looking at rocks 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺
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you may have noticed that the museum was closed today that is because we are preparing for the Party
you already know what's on full blast tonight
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feeling personally attacked in the gem hall rn
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why do you think we got rid of him
One thing Night at the Museum got wrong is the idea that we’d want to hang out with Teddy Roosevelt.
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you can save yourself from the incomprehensible horrors that dwell in the museum after dark by simply leaving promptly at close which this person clearly did not do
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the next time you're turned down by a person, just remember you're not good enough for a shark either happy #SharkWeek
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it's only day one and the sharks are already insufferable hoo boy it's gonna be a long #SharkWeek for me
It’s the first day of #SharkWeek, & we’re kicking things off the best way we know how—with fossilized shark teeth! When it lived 10 million years ago, Otodus megalodon would have dwarfed even the whale shark in size. See these jaw-some teeth in the Hall of Vertebrate Origins.🦈
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