every night this kid comes to life bitten by a rattlesnake
he spends hours in agony and just before he finally dies, the sun comes up
there is nothing i can do
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thought this was a beautiful butch lesbian but no it's the gay cowboy from night at the museum
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you already know what's on full blast tonight – at Manhattan, NY
the service provided to visitors by this chair
is that you are tied to it if i find you after closing
for your own good of course
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our happy pride would like to wish y'all a #HappyPrideMonth 🏳️🌈🦁
you may have noticed that the museum was closed today
that is because we are preparing for the Party
you can save yourself from the incomprehensible horrors that dwell in the museum after dark by simply leaving promptly at close
which this person clearly did not do
the next time you're turned down by a person, just remember
you're not good enough for a shark either
happy #SharkWeek
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it's only day one
and the sharks are already insufferable
hoo boy it's gonna be a long #SharkWeek for me
It’s the first day of #SharkWeek, & we’re kicking things off the best way we know how—with fossilized shark teeth! When it lived 10 million years ago, Otodus megalodon would have dwarfed even the whale shark in size. See these jaw-some teeth in the Hall of Vertebrate Origins.🦈




























