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Proud CTO, my thoughts are my own

London
Joined May 2011
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Replying to @sainsburys
@sainsburys someone just stole all of my Nectar points, what’s up with that?!?
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@nectar can you help? Seems crazy that someone can do this and reading posts on X I’m not the only one, hopefully you haven’t had some kind of data breach!
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Wow… just got off of a sales call with @MongoDB. After letting them know that we’re migrating to PostgreSQL the call quickly became quite aggressive! Suggesting that our engineering team don’t know what they’re doing and my thinking and reasoning is antiquated…
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SERIOUSLY @SoEnergyUK! Have been on hold for 2 hours, finally get through to someone to let them know that I'm moving in, get cut off and you're closed! WTF!
Hey, @Hermesparcels your app's feedback feature doesn't work. Just incase you needed to know, your drivers can't seem to deliver to the correct address, so here's my 1 🌟 rating
C'mon! Not only was this episode hilarious, it also educated people on how terrible and unacceptable blackface is! #alwayssunny #oversensitive #Netflix buzz.ie/movies-tv/netflix-re…
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"We stopped somebody from being killed" Patrick Hutchinson describes events behind the viral image of him carrying a man to safety during clashes in London on Saturday bbc.in/3ef0gq1
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Really proud to see the @Azure Kubernetes Service team recognized for leading the way as the first enabling Kubernetes 1.18 in our managed service as well as awesome partnerships like native @OpenPolicyAgent integration for Kubernetes policy stackrox.com/post/2020/06/ek…
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I love how recruiters just dive into a conversation as soon as you pick up the phone without taking a single breath... It's like having someone unload their life story on you before you shake their hand at a party. "Excuse me, I have to take this call"
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Have to admit, this is pretty dope!
Check out the latest preview of @AzureCosmosDB built-in Jupyter notebooks support! With C# notebooks you can: ✅Run C# code interactively 📦Bring in NuGet packages 🪐Use our built-in Cosmos .NET SDK 🎨Visualize your data ...all from #CosmosDB Data Explorer in the Portal!
Covid-19 test in Greenwich was... Interesting... Props to the gov.uk web team, booking was easy and I got a slot the following day. Only issue was not receiving the extremely important confirmation email... 😂
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Gav retweeted
Engineering update on the Tesla ventilator

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Happy 4th July! #StrangerThings @secretcinema was amazing last night! Thanks @booshtukka @LipikaMon & @jameswestgate! – at Lewisham, London
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“#Neo4j helps us demonstrate the value of having data in the first place. It helps us win business, getting people thinking about what else is possible. It’s captivating.” – Gavin Williams [@mutableself], CEO of @Quanderio gag.gl/azepQp
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I do wish that the emoji key shortcut on Windows wasn't right next to the lock screen shortcut! – at Camden Town, London
Police plotting on Waterloo Bridge like they're about to spring a trap on @XRLondon. -- "Those that do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it"
The snake to ladder ratio in life right now is very disproportionate #rollthedice – at Wandsworth, London
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Having bounced around between TypeScript and Node over the last 5 years and playing with .NET Core 3 of late I can say that .NET Core + GRPC fronted by a REST API on Kubernetes with #Skaffold has to be my favourite microservice setup!
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