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Unlike you, I’m a know it all and just here to share my self centered, selfish and polarizing opinions. and pissing off the keyboard warriors

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Joined August 2024
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Replying to @Cristiano
@Cristiano you are still my goat no matter what 💔🥹 thank you for everything and making me fall in love with this beautiful sport… I love you so much 🇵🇹😭 it’s been an honor SIUUUU 🐐👑🙌🏿
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🚨🔵Roma players arguing during training over who will score the 5th goal against Man United today😂
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I was surprised when I discovered that people outside Lusaka are also Zambians 😭
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Let’s say hypothetically I mistakenly have sex with someone who has HIV, what are the chances that I would contact it with just one long long round of intense knacking? 😭
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🚨🚨🚨💣 BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo becomes the oldest player ever nominated for the FIFPRO World 11 at 41 years old.🐐🇵🇹
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🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: UEFA Official Proposes Guaranteed Champions League Place for Chelsea Over the Next Decade. A senior UEFA official has indicated that Chelsea could be awarded a one-time automatic place in the Champions League league phase at any point over the next ten seasons should the club fail to qualify through domestic or European competition routes. The proposal is framed as a special recognition of Chelsea’s unique status as the first — and so far only — European club to have won every major UEFA men’s club competition. Chelsea completed this unprecedented set with their 2025 UEFA Conference League triumph, adding it to previous successes in the Champions League (2012, 2021), Europa League (2013, 2019), Cup Winners’ Cup (1971, 1998), and UEFA Super Cup (1998, 2021). No other club has matched this full collection of UEFA titles. According to the official, speaking on condition of anonymity, the idea under discussion would give Chelsea a single “free” Champions League berth that could be activated in any of the next ten campaigns if they miss out on qualification. It would not set a general precedent but would acknowledge the club’s singular achievement in conquering every major UEFA tournament in the modern era. “This would be a gesture that reflects the scale of what Chelsea have accomplished,” the official is reported to have said. “They are the only club to have lifted all of UEFA’s major trophies. Offering them one guaranteed place over the coming decade, should they ever need it, feels appropriate.” Any such measure would still require formal approval from UEFA’s relevant committees and would be limited to a single use within the ten-year window. Outside of that contingency, Chelsea would continue to need to secure qualification through the Premier League or by winning one of the European competitions, in line with standard access rules. The proposal has not yet been formally tabled, but it underscores the significance UEFA places on Chelsea’s unique European record.
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I do the opposite because chat gpt doesn’t understand the power of irrationality 😭😭
I’m itching to text this boy but ChatGPT said I should have more respect for myself 😭😩
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Five things you will never find on the internet. 1. Messi’s 432 assists compilation video 2. Pele’s 1283 goals compilation video 3. Barcelona celebrating their 6th UCL title 4. Messi UCL final goal since 2016 5. Messi winning an international trophy without Di Maria.
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By the way girls don’t grow or mature faster than boys… that myth was invented by men to normalize pedophilia. They are age mates! The 40 year old man telling you that is lying. He wants you because you’re gullible
A 19 year old boy and a 19 year old girl aren’t age mates!!!!
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There's nothing wrong with a man ghosting you after sex. This is a man who genuinely thought he loved you, only to realize he was just horny. Why do we want to criminalize self-discovery? If you ask me, he's just a victim of his own misjudgment…
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Bo @IanKhama teh evidence iyi balefwaya 😭
Amending the constitution just to bring such caliber in parliament🤔
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But can’t God just make cramps weekly??? Ladies deserve a lot of pain than they have 🚮😔
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Did you know that Lesa Akupale is a Christian Version of Fuck You Bitch 😭
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Lionel Messi is currently sitting on 428 career assists, which I find hilarious because he has been sharing assists with other players for years, and they still count them for him. 😭 The latest example was when Messi passed to Jordi Alba, Alba squared it to the striker to score, and somehow the assist was credited to both Messi and Jordi Alba. Lionel Messi is a frauuud.
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Xel is the only reason I’m not happy in my relationship 🤣🤣🤣 I be thinking my girl is hot asf then she pops up on my TL 🤧😭 Xel awe this is not fair 🤣🤣🤣
I'm not everyone's cup of tea. Fortunately, I'm champagne to myself🥂🍾
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Correction: Ibrahima Konaté wasn’t exactly free😭 Here’s the reported breakdown of Real Madrid’s deal: • Signing bonus: €20m • Weekly wages: Approximately €480k • Four-year contract: €96m in wages • Total package Cost Real Madrid Approximately €116m, excluding performance bonuses and agent fees. €0 paid to Liverpool doesn’t mean €0 spent on the player. But hey, keep telling everyone it's a €0 deal😅 You’re welcome. 🤝
€0 for this absolute beast. What a season he is having so far. 👏🔥
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11. You read and comment on posts that tell you you are wasting your life 12. You listen to internet strangers on how to live your life
10 SIGNS YOU’RE WASTING YOUR LIFE 1. You masturbate every day.
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Just 11 games into the season and La Liga’s top 3 scorers already have 36 goals combined and not even one of them is in the UCL top 5 scorers La Liga is sh!t in every language
Best league. Farmers league
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“It’s just Racing Santander”
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Good morning CT.
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No they won a 33rd place match… not even close to world champion 💀 Morocco, Nigeria and Ghana are the only African nations with World Cup titles though at junior levels
Zambia🇿🇲 becomes the first African country to win a football World Cup after beating Portugal 🇵🇹 5:0. Under 15. Congratulations Zambia 🇿🇲 🎊🎉🎈
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