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He/him. Pam lives. Arm transgender people

Redmond, WA, USA
Joined June 2010
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You're afraid of the pour and the cup can sense it You need to tilt the mug with conviction or it punishes you for your weakness
this is my vent art
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1. The ADF is correct that the First Amendment protects quack medicine like abortion pill reversal 2. If your pregnancy center pitches you on abortion pill reversal, find a other pregnancy center - it's quack medicine
Tomorrow in Buffalo, ADF is in court defending NY pregnancy centers that want to tell women about abortion-pill reversal. NY’s AG is trying to silence that speech. The First Amendment protects it, and women deserve to hear all their options. adflegal.org/press-release/n…
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Follow-up: never, under any circumstances, go to a Catholic hospital, especially if you are Catholic
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This is the best case for approval voting I have ever seen
LOL Idaho is voting on a state gun. This is the most Idaho thing I’ve seen
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Hey, so, it's Election Day in the US If you are eligible to vote, and you want to vote, go ahead If you don't want to vote, that's fine too This isn't Australia
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Find yourself a partner who loves you as much as gender-critical people love controlling c*s women
It’s 2026. I am still arguing with men who think that male induced lactation is a Good Thing and now I am arguing with men who strangle women during sex because it’s ’hot as fuck’ and all women really want it, and any objection means I am Hitler. Come friendly bombs and fall on everything.
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In honor of Internet Day, name your favorite Internet moment of all time.
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Time to break out this old standby
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With the loss of Patrick Stewart, all 4 captains of The Star Trek have passed into the final frontier, living long and prosperous to pilot God’s starship.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
William Shatner is very much alive, age ninety-one, living long and prospering! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_S…
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History? One of the first acts of the new federal government was to form a treaty with Muslim nations to fight piracy in the Mediterranean. This is why the Marines' Hymn contains the line "to the shores of Tripoli"
Vance on El-Sayed: We have to understand what happens when our nation gives into these kinds of people with zero attachment to its land or to its history. What we saw in France, the hatred, the ingratitude, the desire to destroy rather than a desire to build, that exact same cancer that has corrupted El-Sayed.
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ADIEU is a terrible starting word. There are more consonants than vowels in the alphabet, so your first few words should be very consonant-heavy
what's y'all's favourite starting wordle word? i'm bored of adieu
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This shirt has -1 hole
The original tweet is engagement farming. 6 is a fine answer. So is 12, since a hole on the front is matched by a hole on the back So is 16, counting the arm, head, and waist holes. So is 15, because topographically, a tube has only a single hole, so you wouldn't count the waist as a hole. Cleese's answer of 10, presumable the 6 plus 4, is also a fine answer. But the real answer is that the original question is a common engagement farming tweet.
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Doug Basler's creative team has put together a very passable remake of the classic Apple "1984" commercial. It's a shame he lacked the courage to wear the cherry red booty shorts
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The answer is S. If a baseball team is shut out even once in a season, which is very common, one of the R_i will be zero, which makes P zero. If the team scores even one run in the same season, which is also very common, S will be greater than 0, and therefore greater than P
Pick a baseball team at random and a season that team existed at random. Let R_1, R_2, ... R_n be the number of runs the team scored in each game. Let S = R_1 + R_2 + ... + R_n. Let P = R_1 * R_2 * ... * R_n. Which is bigger?
0%Probably S
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Unforced error. Let the President decorate the White House however they want
“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama
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Frodo: Where am I, and what is the time? Gandalf: In the House of Elrond, and it is ten o'clock in the morning Gandalf: It is the morning of October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know Frodo: What are the hours of some nearby pumpkin patches Gandalf: I can look that up for you
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Harold Lloyd
You can’t say Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Jackie Chan, or Bruce Willis. Who’s the greatest action movie star of all time?
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Pick a baseball team at random and a season that team existed at random. Let R_1, R_2, ... R_n be the number of runs the team scored in each game. Let S = R_1 + R_2 + ... + R_n. Let P = R_1 * R_2 * ... * R_n. Which is bigger?
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Legalize marijuana
30+ years in office. Federally indicted. Prosecutors allege Sen. Louise Lucas used her position to shield a 5-year marijuana enterprise involving her family—nearly $5M involved. Thanks to @AGToddBlanche, @TheJusticeDept, FBI agents & partners. No one is above the law. -DKP🇺🇸
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Also: legalize all drugs
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Here we see US Attorney Pirro referring to the "hammer of justice." Justice does NOT carry a hammer! Her weapon of choice is a SWORD
This morning, two former senior FBI officials, Nikki Floris, 46, and Bradley Benavides, 56, surrendered on arrest warrants after being charged with lying to Congress about their roles on the Foreign Influence Task Force during the 2020 election.  Floris and Benavides allegedly lied to Congress about their roles in the FBI’s Hunter Biden investigations, with one claiming they only learned about it from Wikipedia - despite evidence showing their involvement in helping shape the public narrative about Hunter Biden’s laptop right before the election.   Lying to Congress by anyone strikes at the heart of our democratic system, but when senior FBI agents lie to Congress believing they are above the law, it’s time to bring the hammer of justice down on them. When senior officials entrusted with safeguarding our nation’s security choose deception over duty, they undermine the very institutions they swore to uphold.   Today’s action makes clear that no one is above the law, and we will hold accountable all who obstruct the truth.
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This may not seem very important, I know. But it is. So I'm bothering telling you so
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