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mikey

@mvkeylit

unserious.

Joined December 2013
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does anyone know roughly how much longer
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I am actually very fond of my more troublesome qualities
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Bianca Censori in a custom Swarovski crystal outfit designed by Ye (2026)
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Devon🧊@devontsrOct 25
“Crawl into my bed I can die in your arms” is some heavy shit man🫩🫩
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Image from Rotimzy🦍 (@BadboyRotimzy)
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@LovandfearOct 25
— Anaïs Nin
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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cano@chilledcanoOct 23
At an interesting point in my life
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@BjaySwagOct 20
i think the mass extinction of the dinosaurs is the highest recorded ratio of birds killed with one stone.
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slweepie@slweepieOct 19
the therapist and the stripper care about u the same amount
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Once they find out you’re a handsome sweet man they try to kill you
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⟢ ⟣@vamptactOct 16
Son, your mother and i are unfollowing each other on instagram
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Me and overly fine women won’t ever really see eye to eye. Because they are use to a nigga doing anything for them, and I’m use to women doing anything for me. We be at a crossroad.
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ㅅ@YESSIRALFAOct 14
you can’t be a lover and a coward.
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Jet lag is kind of holy to me. I'm tired because I flew. I flew too fast too far. My body misses a different sun
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“If you want to learn something, read a book. If you want to master something, write a book.” ~ David Pearlmutter.
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@justalexokiOct 13
if all humans die won't time just blip forward however many millions of years it takes until something conscious is present again?
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rue yi@ruebytwoOct 11
Anything you want you could probably grind it out in like 100 days
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There's only like 5 animals that actively hunt humans regardless of food scarcity or not...and it just so happens that the biggest land carnivore is one of them lol
🏹 (@meaghanonmymind) profile picture🏹@meaghanonmymindOct 11
It’s crazy to me that polar bears actively hunt humans.
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aashna@aashnabelurOct 10
the answer is posting stories
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how to send telepathic signals to someone
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