he/him Gets paid to make computers take care of themselves. Foul Tarnished, emboldened by the flame of ambition.

Düsseldorf, Deutschland
Joined October 2010
I have found it. The rarest German sign.
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Hahahahahahaha
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Dass auf der Einladung als Dress Code combat casual stand, wurde leider übersehen
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REST is NOT a reward. It’s a neurobiological imperative that doesn’t need to be earned. The PARADOX: resting is painful when NOT resting is a way to avoid pain. Start small and expand your window of tolerance…30 seconds, then a minute, etc. NO rest is too little.
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It gets better: iOS 16 can also convert time zones. 😍
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Great new iOS 16 feature: built-in unit conversion everywhere, including Messages. This supports temperatures, currencies, and more. Finally, I don't have to explain to my American friends what Celsius temps mean anymore 🇪🇺
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deutsche comedians teilen sich alle ein gehirn
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I guess we finally ran out of microchips.
Wow, Bill Gates encourages everyone to get vaccinated, then a year later Internet Explorer dies. Coincidence???
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I think we can all agree that the real winner here is responsive web design
The perfect setup for crypto traders.
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Replying to @NomeDaBarbarian
Yeah. It's like when people tell me that thinking about time travel is difficult and I'm like "...You just, change your frame of reference? It's literally just what I do to find my keys?"
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Regex builders are a major step towards my long term goal of turning Swift 6 into Perl 6.
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This meeting could have been a podcast!
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Unsolicited career advice: pursue a job u love, even if it doesnt give u much recognition. Find work in the space industry. Meet friendly folks. Hop on a spaceship and befriend the engineer. Kill them w/ ur bare hands while u're both in the cafeteria and blame it on someone else.
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After a lifetime of feeling overextended, I’m purposefully under-extending myself right now. I’m saying no to things I “could” do. I’m letting myself rest longer than I “need” to. I’m adding new people to my life *slowly.* It feels weird. And…healthy.
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I really need neurotypical people to understand that one interruption, even if it's 'only' a 30 second interruption, is enough to derail the entire day of a person with ADHD if you do it when we've finally managed to get focused on a task.
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For anyone who saw this tweet earlier, this isn’t Ikea’s doing. It’s a Safari feature to not show redundant prefixes in adjacent tab titles.
Nice detail on Ikea. When you open another product from the same series in a new tab, the page titles change from the name to the measurements.
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