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 Pune, India
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Joined February 2019
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Indians and Somalians after knowing Pune metro line 3 is finally being inaugurated:
Pune
@PuneDistrictOct 20
1 million years from now, the Somalian tectonic plate is going to collide with the Indian tectonic plate. That collision will create an equally high mountain range like the Himalaya on the western coast. Imagine being the first Somalian to trek up till Pune, only to see Hinjawadi metro still not inaugurated.
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1 million years from now, the Somalian tectonic plate is going to collide with the Indian tectonic plate. That collision will create an equally high mountain range like the Himalaya on the western coast. Imagine being the first Somalian to trek up till Pune, only to see Hinjawadi metro still not inaugurated.
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Adult friendships are basically like… I’m alive. I love you. Life is beating my ass. Talk soon.
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JT
@jiraticketsOct 12
grown men with computer science degrees after typing "plz fix" and hitting enter
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C4rver
@C4rverOct 10
Remove inferno from the map pool.
CS2 Max
@CS2MaxOct 10
use this trick if you have to play inferno
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Sagar
@sagarcasmOct 8
Uday Shetty made us laugh, Pratap Narayan made our blood boil, and Ganpat Belwalkar broke our hearts. A true titan across genres and languages. End of an era. Om Shaanti Nana Patekar.
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Maganlal Chikki in Lonavala
Terrible Maps
@TerribleMapsJul 17
Kebab restaurants in Turkey
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As an adult, one of the hardest decisions you’ll ever make, is when to throw away the box after buying a new electrical appliance.
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Gul@gulchandnaSep 19
“quick call?” has the same energy as “beta idhar aana zara”
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PCR is the only boss that will always do some straight bullshit even if you think “yeah, Ive learnt his patterns”
leah@deerbugeSep 14
why did he not do light of miquella?? why did the meteors not break like they usually do?? what the fuck is wrong with this boss??
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Indian vegetarianism is less about preference or compassion for animals and more about regressive ideas of purity and disgust toward meat eating. Otherwise, you’d be boycotting dairy and opposing the industrial abuse of cows 🤷‍♂️
Adv. Ayushi Doshi@AyushiiDoshiiiSep 13
From a vegetarian perspective, I genuinely struggle to understand how some people can be so comfortable eating animal, especially when there are so many alternatives available today. I know not every non vegetarian thinks or eats the same way, so this isn’t about judging every individual. But personally, the idea of eating another living being just doesn’t sit right with me. For me, choosing vegetarianism is a choice rooted in compassion and Ahimsa!!
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A better way to frame this is that only 20% Indians are vegetarian. The rest just eat regular food as the rest of the planet understands regular food. "Non-vegetarian" is a term that only exists in India.
Rahul Gandhi
@RahulGandhiSep 13
For the record: 80% of Indians are non-vegetarian. Indian non-vegetarian food is delicious. As are my sister's chole bhature.
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Ofc 🤦‍♂️
Indian Tech & Infra
@IndianTechGuideSep 13
🚨 Apple website is down in India due to pre-order rush to get iPhone 18 Pro and iPhone 18 Pro Max.
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@WhotfismickSep 7
How the IT guy looks at you when you ask him a question directly instead of submitting a ticket
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daniel 🗡️@cainhurstkroganSep 1
it’s so hot when someone is really good at fromsoft games
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Wes Bos
@wesbosAug 26
Y'all need to stop SLACKING on your photo upload UIs If I upload a HEIC, AVIF or literally any format. JUST CONVERT IT IN THE BROWSER It's the image is too large for you, RESIZE IT IN THE BROWSER If I drag and image anywhere in your application HANDLE IT INSTEAD OF REFRESHING THE PAGE We have the technology! Unacceptable
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To tier-list is human.
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Kobi
@UTDKobiAug 22
“This Rooney guy seems like a good player, maybe i should start supporting this team”
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also the guy she left you for is on every television screen, for weeks people talk about no one and nothing else, reporters gasp over his speed and stamina, he’s hailed as the successor to the legendary Messi, to your country he’s a hero Life is often stranger and more darkly comedic than fiction
StarPlatinum
@StarPlatinum_Jul 20
- you have 1500 followers - you've locked down your 10/10 girl - you spent 5 years together - but the soccer star from your country with 50 million followers wants your girl. - she dumps you in 2 weeks for Lamine Yamal - now he took her to the World Cup Competition was unfair.
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