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south londres
Joined October 2011
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yday on the a406 someone in front of me was signalling left whilst in the middle lane but kept swerving in and out of the right lane back into the middle — as soon as i could safely overtake i saw a balloon in their hands loool
Someone said this is the Bermuda Triangle of car crashes /balloon crashes in London A13, A406, A12 🤔 Are they right?
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balloons r the stupidest “drug” ever, why do u guys even do that
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unreplaceable
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i really be making coffee to go to bed
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MXTC retweeted
Gassed to announce that I’ll be supporting @namesbliss for his London Headline 19th November. This year has been life changing and I’m excited for my first performance of the year. TICKETS HERE: universe.com/events/namesbli…
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this is crazy wtf
BREAKING: Binance has been hacked with wallets across the Ethereum, Bitcoin, and TRON networks seeing outflows of -$5.7 billion. The hack includes $1.45 billion worth of Bitcoin and $875 million worth of ETH. If confirmed, this would mark the biggest hack in crypto history. We expect more information shortly.
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this is hilarious cos i been following moliy for years and it’s acc the other way around
Colorism is a crazy thing becuse that Moliy stole amaarae’s entire style and an entire nation just faced their front.
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battersea, home is where the heart is
If you could buy a home in any area in London where are you choosing?
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me + shawty worked at topshop/topman in oxford st at the same time back in the day, years before we met
The ‘Invisible string theory’ suggests that two people can be connected long before they meet, With couples discovering they attended the same concerts or even appeared in each other’s old photos years before crossing paths. [via/ GettyImages]
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def out of itachi and dio
Who Has The Coldest Moon POSE ? 🤔
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MXTC retweeted
Pre-save my single “Secret” EP coming real soon 🥹 ffm.bio/veeiyextelz
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i never believe stories like this cos i be triple checking a wallet addy for like £50 worth. how are u fumbling 73m bro
this guy sent $73m in Bitcoin to the wrong person. he later sent him a message on the blockchain, asking him to keep 10% ($7.3m) and send back the rest of the money ($66m). would you do it?
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toms are the sexiest drum of all time
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real reaction when it hits my ear
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france going crazy man — we need to step our game up here
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finally got round to jjk s3 - it’s kinda like future diary lowkey
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it’s not moving me tho but i’m like 3 eps in
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the last ep was super super crazy i take it back. rest of the season was mid tho
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watching phineas and ferb with my daughter on a saturday morning. life is good
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Hiya yeah so - why did you steal my identity for something I 100% did not consent to? 🥴
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