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myrtle

@myrtle

Dangerously over-educated fiscally conservative, vegetarian, C-SPAN addict. I enjoy the comic strip Mutts, classic TV, & The Beatles.

Joined November 2007
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Good morning. Happy Sunday! True 🙏🏼
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If you’re still confused about who to vote for in the midterms, here’s something to think about. The Democrat Party largely supports puberty blockers, gender transitioning, and what they call “gender-affirming care.” The Republican Party supports the fact of two genders—biological male and biological female—as God created us. Period. You need to decide who you want running this country. You choose. Pray for our nation, and, by all means, VOTE.
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Have a wonderful Sunday 🙏🏼☀️
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Research Discovers Progressive Women Will Support Any Cause No Matter How Murderous So Long As They Get To Wear A Scarf buff.ly/U4j6DZt
Research Discovers Progressive Women Will Support Any Cause No Matter How Murderous So Long As They...

Research Discovers Progressive Women Will Support Any Cause No Matter How Murderous So Long As They...

U.S. — New research has discovered that women will throw their support behind any cause, no matter how violent and sexist, as long as they get to wear a scarf.

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90% of NPR listeners don't donate, but most of them think you should be taxed to fund a radio you don't listen to.
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The legacy media is freaking out over CNN, MSNOW and Politico being banned from the White House. I'm old enough to remember when President Trump was banned from Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and YouTube. Why didn't they freak out then?
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Tonight on The Scott Baio Podcast, we are going to speak with a young lady who died and came back to tell an incredible story of meeting Jesus. @ScottBaioPod
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laura@fancythisSep 15
really don’t need to hear about how sydney sweeney is setting women back 100 years from the crowd that doesn’t even know what a woman is
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Get ready. It’s gonna happen.
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Funny how the liberal news media isn’t going through the personal backgrounds of the 11 jurors who voted not guilty.
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Almost 1 year ago, I offered a Pulitzer-Prize-winning-journalist $10,000 if she could find video evidence of the exact quote she was attributing to Charlie in her post, word for word. She has NEVER found it. This is Pulitzer Prize winning journalist...
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Chris if you're comparing gains you should compare REAL S&P gains adjusted for inflation. The 600% means the index is now 7 times what it was. This should be divided by 1.94 to get the real value now in year 2000 terms. (Roughly half of what you were suggesting.) @ChrisCuomo
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Women Honor Gloria Steinem By Leaving Kids At Daycare And Working 9 Hours At Jobs They Hate buff.ly/bSbPYte
Women Honor Gloria Steinem By Leaving Kids At Daycare And Working 9 Hours At Jobs They Hate

Women Honor Gloria Steinem By Leaving Kids At Daycare And Working 9 Hours At Jobs They Hate

U.S. — Women across America honored the passing of feminist icon Gloria Steinem by dropping their kids off at daycare and heading to work for 9 hours at jobs they all claim to hate.

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I know.
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Got to love liberal logic
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Man With Pickup Truck Informed He Has Spiritual Gift Of Helping People Move Every Weekend buff.ly/Q8MWt28
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Man With Pickup Truck Informed He Has Spiritual Gift Of Helping People Move Every Weekend

MANCHESTER, NH—After his old Honda Civic finally crapped out on him, local man Pete Herbert recently bought a used Toyota Tacoma, prompting leaders at his church to almost immediately declare that he...

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Study: Couples Who Occasionally Glance Up From Electronic Devices To Acknowledge Each Other's Presence Are Happiest buff.ly/rOlpcY5
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Study: Couples Who Occasionally Glance Up From Electronic Devices To Acknowledge Each Other's...

U.S.—A new study carried out by Brown University found that couples who occasionally glance up from their phones or tablets in order to acknowledge each other’s presence have the happiest relations...

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Get-R-Done
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