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Cavani - goal catalogue
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j’aime bien il fait pas le dormeur
On continue 🛣️ #3 (PAS INTÉRESSANT) Bientôt
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c’est le meilleur compte twitter
Vinicius Jr. has arrived uninvited.
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y’a trop de belles femmes sur tiktok
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j’vous jure koba on en a jamais assez fait 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 il est monstrueux
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« Loin » de Ronisia ???? donne moi une dernière chance stp 🙏🏻
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🚨Virgil van Dijk on his altercation with Jordan Henderson after Liverpool defeated Chelsea in a penalty shootout. 🎙️Van Dijk: We had just won the shootout when Henderson walked over to me complaining about Liverpool fans booing him on his return to Anfield. He said, “After everything I gave Liverpool, these fans are fucking ungrateful. I spent years at this club, and they boo me like I’m nobody.” I looked at him and said, “Are you finished?” He replied, “What the fuck are you talking about?” I told him, “You left Liverpool, joined Chelsea, and now you’re complaining that Liverpool fans aren’t welcoming you back. What exactly did you expect?” He said he deserved respect for everything he’d done for the club. I answered, “Respect isn’t something you demand. You don’t get to dictate how supporters feel about you.” He started listing his trophies and years as captain, so I told him, “Jordan, stop acting like you’re the only person who ever played for Liverpool. Plenty of players sacrificed everything for this badge, and they don’t demand that supporters worship them forever.” He got angry and said, “You’re talking to me like I did nothing for Liverpool!” I replied, “Then stop behaving like the club owes you something! You’re a Chelsea player now. Concentrate on Chelsea instead of lecturing Liverpool fans about gratitude!” He asked if I thought I was better than him because I was captain. I told him, “This isn’t about who’s better. You’re blaming the same people who supported you for years. And if we’re talking about betrayal, stop pointing fingers at everyone else. You’re the one who needs to explain your decisions, not me.” He told me not to speak to him like that. I said, “Then don’t come looking for sympathy if you can’t handle the truth.” You cannot leave a club, join its rivals and expect supporters to owe you unconditional loyalty forever. I respect what Henderson did at Liverpool, but that doesn’t mean he’s entitled to control how the fans feel.
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faut vraiment changer les votes
🚨🚨 LE VOTE DU JOURNALISTE DE CROATIE 🇭🇷 AU #BALLONDOR 2026 ! 👇 PAS DE YAMAL 🇪🇸 !!! ❌ 🥇 RODRI 🇪🇸 🥈 Erling HAALAND 🇳🇴 🥉 Lionel MESSI 🇦🇷 4️⃣ Ferran TORRES 🇪🇸 5️⃣ Kylian MBAPPÉ 🇫🇷 6️⃣ Harry KANE 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 7️⃣ Pau CUBARSÍ 🇪🇸 8️⃣ VITINHA 🇵🇹 9️⃣ Ousmane DEMBÉLÉ 🇫🇷 🔟 Jude BELLINGHAM 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🗞️ Večernji list
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mon BO
🚨 JORJA SMITH EST AUSSI LÀ !!! #BallonDor
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mon chouchou full aura sans forcer
La classe à la française. 😮‍💨 #BallonDor
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Voici pourquoi Ousmane Dembélé doit être le Ballon d'Or 2026 selon @RomainBeddouk. 🎙️ (Ça mérite d'être écouté)
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donc c’est vraiment pas ousmane ?
Les génies qui gèrent le Ballon d'Or viennent de supprimer les trois articles annonçant le sacre de Kane, Mbappé et Yamal Ils ont donc aussi donné le top 3 qu'il fallait "protéger à tout prix" Grande organisation !
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j’vous en veux tellement de vous réveiller bcp trop tard que dembele ptn
🌕 BALLON D’OR 📊 Les contributions décisives à partir des huitièmes de coupe du monde et de ligue des champions ! 🇫🇷 10 - Dembélé 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 10 - Kane 🇬🇪 9 - Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 8 - Olise 🇫🇷 8 - Mbappé 🇪🇸 4 - Yamal
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j’aime ce réseaux, j’aime j’aime j’aime (michael je t’aime t’es trop fort)
Olise vs Cucurella
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Lamine Abysmal vs Real Madrid Gravity. 💫
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je crois malheureusement avoir accepté au fond de moi que ce ne sera pas ousmane, mais si j’entends dembele ballon d’or demain soir 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bertrand jpeux pas t’entendre de base mais t’es du bon côté mon grand la
🚨🤯 "MBAPPÉ, CE SERAIT LE BALLON D'OR DE LA HONTE" ❌ Bertrand Latour SANS TACT avec Kylian Mbappé : vous êtes d'accord ? 🎥 @CanalplusFoot
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j’ai regarder 7 fois j’vous promet j’ai cru j’avais mal vu mais non🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🌕 Le Ballon d’Or, c’est DEMAIN ! Voici les top 10 de nos journalistes et consultants 🤩 Mbappé, Lamine Yamal, Kane… Qui décrochera le gros lot ? 🧵
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