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Ian King retweeted
Replying to @LabourfutureUK
What it actually means is more tax collections.. you could have had the same impact by increasing the tax free allowance but without adding costs to business which in turn adds costs to everything else which makes the increase worthless. @UKLabour just want to tax us to death
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Ian King retweeted
Oh dear … here’s Precious Andy explaining in 2016 that the free movement of people has destroyed jobs in the UK… He’ll say anything for power. But you must know that by now. It’s just a race to the bottom hey Andy?
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The only person I’ve seen wearing a poppy at this awards ceremony. For that alone, you deserve the award. Good luck, H! 👏🌺
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Guess who 🙄
The thugs forcing their way into the Ballon d’Or football gala in London tonight are chanting “Free Palestine”. Always pro-Pals at the centre of chaos.
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From years of no trophies to the Ballon d'Or ❤️
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🚨Kylian Mbappé on Harry Kane winning the Ballon d’Or ahead of him and Lamine Yamal: 🗣️ Kylian Mbappé: “To be honest, I sat there throughout the ceremony and listened to everything. I barely moved from my seat because, at some point, I genuinely wanted to see whether they were going to invite us onto the stage or simply hand every award to the Spanish players! “Every time they announced a winner, it felt like another Spanish player was going to collect a trophy. And I’m sitting there thinking, ‘Okay, let’s see how this ends.’ “At one point, Michael Olise turned to me and said, ‘Kylian, when did the Ballon d’Or become a country achievement?’ “I laughed and told him, ‘Just sit down and watch. We haven’t seen the final award yet.’ “Then Lamine won the Young Player of the Year award. Congratulations to him, because he is an incredible talent. But we were still waiting for the biggest prize of the night. “Finally, they announced the men’s Ballon d’Or winner, and it was Harry Kane. “Honestly, if I had to choose between Harry Kane and Lamine Yamal winning it ahead of me, I would rather see Harry win it. “Not because I have anything against Lamine. He is a fantastic player, and I respect what he has achieved. But Harry represents something I deeply respect about football. He has worked for years, carried enormous expectations and continued to deliver at the highest level. “Seeing him lift that trophy made me happy. I was proud of him, genuinely. But let me be clear: I didn’t travel to that ceremony to support Harry Kane. I went there because I wanted to win the Ballon d’Or myself. “And I think people sometimes forget that. You can respect another player, congratulate him and appreciate his achievement while still being disappointed that you didn’t win. “I sat there watching him celebrate, and part of me was happy for him. Another part of me was asking what I needed to do differently to make sure I would be the one standing on that stage next time. “People might look at my reaction and say, ‘Mbappé should be grateful to be nominated.’ Of course I’m grateful. But I didn’t reach this level by being satisfied with nominations. “I want to win. I want to be the best. And when I lose, I don’t suddenly pretend that winning was never important to me. “I would rather lose the Ballon d’Or to a player I respect than win the sympathy of people who tell me I deserved it after the ceremony.” “Harry had his night, and I respect that. But my story isn’t finished. If working harder, scoring more goals, improving my game and taking greater responsibility are what it takes, then that is exactly what I will do. “I won’t ask anyone to feel sorry for me. I won’t complain about the result. I will go back to work. “Because the next time I walk into that ceremony, I don’t want to sit there wondering whose name they are going to announce. “I want to hear my own name and I want nobody to have an argument about whether I deserve it.”
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The detailed quote attributed to Kylian Mbappé here is fabricated; he made no such statements. Harry Kane won the 2026 Ballon d'Or ahead of Mbappé (2nd) and Lamine Yamal (3rd), with reports noting only Mbappé's visible disappointment at the event. bbc.com/sport/football… infobae.com/deportes/2026/… uefa.com/uefachampionsl…
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Ian King retweeted
Another car crash interview from Labour. “That’s £190,000 per person…we could buy them all a house.” This Labour govt are out of their depth. This is scarily incompetent. It’s no wonder Labour are bankrupting us and taxes are going up to pay for it.
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Ian King retweeted
‘That’s £190,000 per person…’ ‘We could buy them all a house!” @NickFerrariLBC runs the numbers on the government's pledge to end rough sleeping by Christmas.
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Ian King retweeted
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Allahu akbar! 🧑‍🎄🧑‍🎄🧑‍🎄
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Riots in France, soldiers on the streets in Italy. And Andy Fuckwit Burnham wants the UK back in the EU. What an absolute cock.
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1st August 2015: A 22yo from Dorset signs for Northampton Town. 24th October 2026: That same Dorset boy scores in a Northampton Town shirt for a 12th consecutive season. 105 #ntfc goals for Samuel Tobias Hoskins.
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Everything that is wrong with modern Britain. #EnoughIsEnough
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Ian King retweeted
paris is still burning. trump announces the european purge. back to france. back in the trenches. the chopper eats a rocket. EPISODE IV: EUROPE STRIKES BACK STONKS PARK · SEASON 2
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Diversity is their strength.
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The latest 'Art of the deal' after Trump decided to buy Russian diesel 😂🤡
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While migrants are destroying his cities again Macron only seems to care about the danger from Russia 🤡
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BREAKING NEWS! Andy Burnham convenes emergency COBRA meeting in response to the European riots. Just kidding. He’s actually back making Tik Tok videos about trivia. Hard to believe this is our Prime Minister.
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The only solution for France now is a two state solution 🇵🇸🇫🇷
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What could the problem possibly be ?
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