bob scheld

Who orders champagne at a sports bar on a Friday night?

Do you have blue cheese stuffed olives? That’s pretty specific ask for an airport bar.

The Simpsons really have covered everything. I switched channels from Olympic curling to an episode with Homer on the US curling team.

To this day I do not understand people that bring full sized pillows on a trip. It is a 2-4 hour flight WTF – at Colorado, USA

In the mature age of cell phones why is the need for a white courtesy telephone still a thing at the airport? – at Colorado, USA

Complementary mini bar they said! – at Quito, Ecuador

Hands down the best iOS 11 feature is sharing a WiFi password with a nearby iPhone – at Cuenca, Ecuador

Sitting at a corner coffee bar in Cuenca and a Father / son walk by in Russell Wilson jerseys. Seahawks in Ecuador? – at Cuenca, Ecuador

The official sound of Quito is the car alarm. – at Quito, Ecuador

Beware the @reachnow app in seattle is showing cars where none exist. Cars listed were actually miles away – at Seattle, WA

I knew video music television was dead but WTF. @VH1 is showing Titanic. Also 4 fucking hours. This is a zombie cable channel. – at Seattle, WA

I'm at a bar in the Austin airport. They don't have limes. Not "out of limes". At least they have 1 IPA. #limefreezone – at Austin, TX

This is a fucking @HolidayInn in Austin TX. There better be hookers and blackjack for $1000 a night – at Austin, TX

. @RavennaBlog did anyone hear a really loud bang late last night around 11pm? – at Seattle, WA

The Cloud! Is having some bad weather. #aws #amazon #notconfident🙁