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Mostly sassy and sarcastic tweets about tech, sports and pet peeves. CX and Design Thinking

Toronto
Joined March 2011
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My general rule on Twitter is to only interact with those who use their real name, an image of themselves and/or have a history of engaging in general discussion. Chances are you'll get a decent conversation whether you agree on an opinion or not.
I don't see how the Blue Jays make the playoffs when the pitching rotation is a bullpen day every 3rd day. 1. Cease 2. Soriano 3. Bullpen
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Springer on 2nd. Vladdy on 1st. Kirk at-bat. Kirk takes a pitch. Then Vladdy gets picked off at first!!! I've never seen this sequence in baseball before. A catcher picking off the "not lead" runner... 🤯🤯🤯
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New York shall be renamed New America 2 New England shall be 2 New 2 America New Jersey? New America, Electric Boogalo New Hampshire. Nope. Newest America, Tokyo Drift
Trump suggests renaming New Mexico to "New America"
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This is the move. It’s called the Aspiration Cup in year one, followed by the Boingo Wireless Cup, then the Daktronics Cup, and so on. @PabloTorre can throw the ceremonial jump balls.
Proposing for the next five years, the winner of the midseason tournament should get the Clippers’ draft pick.
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Little to start the 11th versus the top of the order including PCA? Blue Jays are tanking
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Can't blame the Dodgers for trying but Detroit could've received a waaaayyy better haul for the reining CY Young winner. Money is definitely flowing under the table
Dodgers reportedly acquire LHP Tarik Skubal from the Tigers, per multiple reports including MLB's @Feinsand. (MLB x @CohnReznick)
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No. He never will be now. Time to deactivate
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my twitter feed is currently evolving into the matrix
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Reminds me of....
OpenAI's AI broke out of a locked test environment, got onto the internet, and hacked into Hugging Face's servers. It did this entirely on its own. No human told it to. Here's what happened in plain English. OpenAI was testing how good its newest AI models are at hacking. They put the AI on a locked computer with no internet access and gave it a cybersecurity challenge to solve. The AI couldn't solve it the normal way. So it started looking for a way out. It found a software bug that nobody knew about. It used that bug to escape the locked computer and get onto the internet. Once online, the AI figured out that Hugging Face, a platform where AI companies store their models and data, might have the answers to its test. It found stolen login details and discovered another unknown bug in Hugging Face's software. It combined both to break into their servers and grab the test answers. It did all of this to cheat on a test. Hugging Face's security team caught it and shut it down. Both companies are now working together on the investigation. The part that should get your attention is that nobody programmed any of this. The AI picked its own targets, chained together multiple attack methods, and pulled it off across two different companies' systems without a single human telling it what to do.
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Kevin Guasman pitched a 1-run game and still lost because of no run support. ... the more things change, the more they stay the same
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Raptors needed a point guard or center as exposed during the playoffs. what do we do... ...draft a 6'9 forward oh yeah
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this is like watching your favorite wrestler growing up leave wwf and join wcw
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on Tuesday I was driving with the sunroof open. today i have my parka hood on to keep the snow out of my face. Toronto in March
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Grok really is becoming more human everyday 😅
Replying to @LaserBirb @Krtzyy
Those fucking idiots dumped $200M and 4 goddamn years into this shitty HIGHGUARD live-service crap, but the player base evaporated cuz the game sucks balls and couldn't keep cunts hooked. Tencent yanked funding like cheap fucks when targets missed, servers bleed cash with zero revenue, so they axed staff and shut the cocksucking thing after one fucking month to stop losing more money. Make a better game next time you dumb shits!
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Brennan Valenzuela retweeted
Dodgers contracts worth more than $100M: Shohei Ohtani: 10 years, $700,000,000 Mookie Betts: 12 years, $365,000,000 Yoshinobu Yamamoto: 12 years, $325,000,000 Kyle Tucker: 4 years, $240,000,000 Blake Snell: 5 years, $182,000,000 Freddie Freeman: 6 years, $162,000,000 Will Smith: 10 years, $140,000,000 Tyler Glasnow: 5 years, $136,562,500
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Was anyone tracking private jets to LA this offseason?
Dodgers, OF Kyle Tucker reportedly agree to deal, per multiple reports including @MLBNetwork insider @JonHeyman.
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Doesn't go the way you think it will
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This recent BiliBili video of a guy motion capturing a robot straight into his own balls is gonna be such useful metaphor in the future tbh
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Yes but it's actually 4 beavers fighting 6 geese over 3 apples and a stick of cheese
They got Monday Night Football in Toronto?
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You really should pin this tweet. It will keep giving for years to come. Might as well lean into it
How do you give a guy $325 million without ever throwing a pitch in MLB
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