Sergio showing off his 🍆 or baby🥕 — I can’t really tell.
And no, this wasn’t written by AI. As a lawyer, I’m in a love affair with the em dash and have been since law school.
What’s the opposite of they ate? Cuz this is a disgrace.
Some of the #RHONY ladies together on Halloween as the Spice Girls.
Lmao @ZackWickham is so unserious.
I don’t want to say who I though Alabama Barker was, but I thought it was Kim Petras.
Kendall Jenner hosted a star-studded Halloween party at Bar Marmont in Los Angeles to celebrate her upcoming 31st birthday, and the celebrity costumes did NOT disappoint! 🎃🖤
Pic 1:
🏴☠️ Gabbriette — Pirate
🐈⬛ Tate McRae — Catwoman
🤖 Alix Earle — Hajime Sorayama’s iconic robot sculpture
🏎️ Jennie — Suki from 2 Fast 2 Furious
Pic 2:
🖼️ Alex Consani — Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa painting
🖤 Charli XCX — Lee Holloway from Secretary (2002)
🎅 Alabama Barker — Sexy Santa from Mean Girls
💚 Justine Skye — Dipsy, the green Teletubby
Pic 3:
🎸 Landon Barker & Ashtin Earle — Elvis & Priscilla Presley
❤️ Zoey Deutch — Jessica Rabbit, joined by her fiancé Jimmy Tatro
🐦⬛ Odessa A’zion — Gothic-inspired look
👑 Finneas & Claudia Sulewski — Royal-inspired costumes
Pic 4:
🐺 Leonardo DiCaprio & his girlfriend Vittoria Ceretti — The Big Bad Wolf & Little Red Riding Hood
Wait why is Jen Aydin in pictures with Marge!!
From Dolores’ son Frankie’s New Jersey wedding reception last night! ❤️ #RHONJ
Holy fuck. This Rob guy is like the worst thing ever on #LoveIsBlindBoston #LoveIsBlind
At this point it’s been long enough I’m willing to let the mouse go with these two and let them enjoy their little thing.
But I do want to be taken out the group chat. I don’t care to ever see West’s greasy ass self again.
Kardashian further alleged that Thomas, now 55, showed her father the photos and told him, “Your daughters are whores, and I have the pictures to prove it.” — but DID HE LIE?
The biggest bombshells from Kim Kardashian’s ‘Citizen Kim’ biography trib.al/VDRoeL9
Ummm this is bullshit because people from Connecticut are not known as Connecticuters lol. They’re nutmeggers.






































