Tyler Cain

I’m just trying to be stanly ipkiss

Pissin to classic country hits different

Was the son of a pizza man

All in the mood for a melody

You can’t listen to classical music in a car without leather gloves on right?

Would you rather eat breakfast at a place called “shells and smells” or “the chickens bottom”?

The cereal aisle is the hardest aisle

The shamrock shake is worth thinking about every day

Where were the people who canceled sonic when this happened?

The cold cut combo is still good.

The amount of times I’ve tried to get in the house with the unlock button on my car keys is staggering

I think “vibe” is one of top most commonly used words among this generation. And in the 90s it was “nads”

Funny how my grandma calls me “mr silent” and “quiet as a mouse” when she listens to her tv at vol 89

Can’t even go 3 minutes without seeing someone’s skeleton finger flippin the bird at me in this town

Anyone wanna go to the zoo with my grandma so you can see what the hell that’s like??

Does anyone else find the new hottest social media trend of lip syncing the most boring thing ever to happen on the internet?

I’m wearing my hat backwards and my grandma just asked if that’s how people are wearing it nowadays

People love sayin “living in my head rent free” innit?

Do people that jog in jeans understand it looks like they are running from someone/something?

My grandma is literally showing me how to pray rn