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Melbourne, Australia
Joined May 2008
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My kids have been feral since mid October. The year needs to hurry up and end.
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Haha Dean Cox is doing wonders with this club.
Tom Papley has returned a positive preliminary drug test after being pulled over by police on Monday. Papley was also issued with a court attendance notice for driving with a suspended licence due to non-payment of a parking fine. (via: Sydney Swans statement) Details: afl.com.au/news/1638845
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Happy with the teams we play twice. But that's about it. Five day break after Gather Round 👎 GCS in Darwin 👎 Geelong at Taxpayer Park 🖕 Four Sunday night games 👎 Sydney at the SCG for the millionth time in a row 🖕 AFL must have misplaced our request sheet.
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You're fucking kidding me.
Hearing Carlton will make its first trek down the highway since 2020 when the AFL fixture is released. Expect a couple of Friday nights at GMHBA Stadium, too. @KrockFootball
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Legit perfect casting
A beloved Hollywood actor who made her debut playing a real-life killer at 17 has been cast as convicted mushroom cook murderer Erin Patterson in a blockbuster new TV series. > bit.ly/3VZO9b5
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Looking forward to the two powerhouse clubs of Western Bulldogs and St Kilda taking our slot then. Clowns.
Carlton and Richmond are set to lose their primetime slot in Round 1 of the 2027 season. After years of opening proceedings at the MCG… and having an FTA slot, the league has concerns about the quality of the game. Sat/Sun afternoon looming. @7AFL @7NewsMelbourne
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Get utterly fucked.
Carlton and Richmond are set to lose their primetime slot in Round 1 of the 2027 season. After years of opening proceedings at the MCG… and having an FTA slot, the league has concerns about the quality of the game. Sat/Sun afternoon looming. @7AFL @7NewsMelbourne
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Apparently some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.
UPDATE: 3 Charlotte cops resign after an internal investigation revealed a competition to see who can arrest the most Black people
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Apparently some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.
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I'm procrastinating so bad that I'm putting on a king size doona cover instead is what I'm supposed to be doing.
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How much main character energy do you have getting married in New York?!
Andy Lee and Rebecca Harding have shared the first official photos from their New York rooftop wedding, attended by Hugh Jackman and Hamish Blake > bit.ly/4ypec8Q
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Hey Lewis Young.... You busy?
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Silly Lachie! should have just passed out in a night club during the season instead.
Lachie Cowan has been found guilty of conduct unbecoming following an investigation into his use of an illicit substance. He has been suspended for the first two home and away matches of 2027 and issued a $5,000 suspended fine.
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You guys must be so happy about this.
BREAKING: Carlton star to be suspended following a house party that allegedly involved illicit drugs.
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Kipchoge running a 3 min km in the fucking marathon and looking like he wouldn't blow out a candle 🏃🕯️
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Haha eat shit Melbourne Victory!
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Haha fuck off Lando.
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