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Accountant, cat owner, aspiring bus guy he/him

Philadelphia, PA
Joined April 2009
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LET’S GO. WE’RE GONNA FUND TRANSIT.
JUST IN: Democrats have won control of the state government of Pennsylvania. For the first time since the 1990s. They have flipped the state Senate, kept the state House, and kept the governorship.
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IF THE MAN AHEAD OF YOU FALLS PICK UP HIS BALLOT AND KEEP VOTING
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Which should Tony be for Halloween this year? Tony can't decide!!!!!
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👻🎃you know what’s really scary… when you can’t rely on your transit to get you to work on time 🫣
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patrick stewart as lenin in the 1974 series fall of eagles: “don’t trust the liberals, they will betray you.”
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there’s a reason it’s hard for folks to understand what DSA is/how it works, and it has little to do with DSA itself. political parties (in the US?) have been so abstracted from a traditional party structure that many of us don’t know how a political party is meant to function 🧵
hitting the nail on the head re: dsa coverage by the press—but this is also a failure of our org to define ourselves to the public
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Imagine being this old and online and not knowing that heavy metal has always been political, from the bloody moment it was born in a Birmingham factory. Fuckin rube.
If even heavy metal needs to be political, what’s next - porn? The site names would write themselves
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Not sure if anyone will see this... but if you do... go check out our new EP, "Welcome to the New Dark Ages, Part 3" for some monstrous Death Metal/Metalcore songs about institutional misogyny, political corruption, and the endless cycle of war. open.spotify.com/album/4LIhf…
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Guinan: I know this guy. He's called The Noid. Watch yourself, Captain, or he'll ruin your pizzas Picard: We mean you no harm. We are explorers
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Hello Philly! I’m Shawn Moss, a working-class tenant organizer and a Democratic Socialist running for City Council At-Large because Philadelphians deserve to live here with dignity – that means affordable housing, health care, education, and safe, thriving communities.
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The perfect shirt doesn’t exi-
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He’s so mad he cant go to the Devo show tonight
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so i knew most vegetables were cultivars of the same broccoli guy but what the fuck?? beans are all the same bean?????
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I love Philadelphia so fucking much you guys
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they nailed it
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New media post from Donald J. Trump ( TS: Aug 27 2026, 5:52 PM ET )​​​​​​​​‍‌​​​‍​​‍​‍‍‌​‍‍​‍‌‌‍‌‌‌‍​‍‌‌‌​‌‍‍​‍
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"I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz, don't mean you ain't a peach."
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He's escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism
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Everyone in the Witcher 3: “You need to find Ciri”. Geralt: “I will.” Geralt 5 mins later:
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